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Because the automated system thinks you might be a spammer - have a little patience instead of assuming that your message should be posted immediately. Look at this thread for example...
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Surely you don't expect more than one sentence in every reply!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Don't call me Shirley!
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Roger. What is our vector, Victor?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm getting a strong sense of Reja Vu1 here ...
1: "I think I'm going to be here again"
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OriginalGriff wrote: Reja Vu
I suppose it beats deplustard vu.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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But how old is Bob?
And what's the drinking age where he 'lives'.
And - if we're to give him a really nice gift, we also need to know the age of consent in that place
modified 15-Nov-16 6:45am.
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Down below we found out that Bob hatched from a Death Star in July 2001.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Live and Learn!
I thought it was because "OriginalGriff" was already taken.
(and that's still no excuse to stiff him for a gift)
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I do know that "Bob" is taken ...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I do know that "Bob" is taken ...
Since way back in Edmund Blackadder's time, apparently.
I don't think it's ever been enunciated better, either.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Does that mean our Bob is 1) A lady, and 2) Married to Lord Flashheart1?
1: "The best sword, the best shot, the best sailor, and the best kisser in the Kingdom"
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I don't think so, because Bob doesn't smoke kippers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well I damn well hope he'll be back for breakfast!
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... Would it make any difference if it was ... houmous?
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@Chris-Maunderr
You've jumped the gun a bit. Still a bit over 2 hours till we need to start the real celebration.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Where is the party?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Overal.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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World Wide (Web) 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Where is the party?
Mount Druitt.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You got the tubs of homebrew ready?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: You got the tubs of homebrew ready?
Yes. Made you a Shandy keg and especially bought some Schmiddies for you.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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