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My hat's off to @OriginalGriff for his "Thought of the Day" which inspired me to this spin-off variant of his original quote-centric jestering posts.
(OK, he may not be the "original" quote-poster, but, original enuff for moi...)
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It was originally intended to be a short-term, intermittent thing - but it's got a little out of hand... 
I'm now interested in how long I can keep it up before being lynched by the Anti Pun Posse! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As I told you once-upon-a-time: you will indeed be punished for this.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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#BlackHolesMatter 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Better take it to the Soapbox before KSS is left behind.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Well played, Sir. Well played, indeed!
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That gave me a black hole where my humor is supposed to be... 
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Does a couple with ideal bodies have a Platonic relationship?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I Zeno reason to doubt it.
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I just met an amazing cow – it was udderly legendairy.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not surprised. Cows are outstanding in their field.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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How cud you say that?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Easy - drink bo vine.
/ravi
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I knew you would steer it that way.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I thought it was vealy funny.
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I see there's no holstein back now!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Aw, c'mon! What's your beef?
/ravi
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No beef here, I'm not angus with anyone.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Sorry, my missteak.
/ravi
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No need, calf the time I misread the posts.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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No, they'll be tucked up in their barns by now. It's Frisian out there!
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Was this a bovine intervention?
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The Purple Cow's projected feast
Reflections on a Mythic Beast
Who's Quite Remarkable, at Least
by Gelett Burgess (1895)
I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_Cow[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Subject should be "Thought of the hay..."
"Bovine Fecal Matter is amazing, too!" commented the ranch hand, who was just shootin' the sh*t... 
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