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Car noises.
When do we want them?
Neeeeeooooooow
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You just ran over that cat, you realize?
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Stop before you become PompeyFour
veni bibi saltavi
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I think he'll end up following his destiny : buried under warm ashes.
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David Cameron seems to have badly misunderstood this euphemism....
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Whooooooooosh!
(As that one flew straight over my head)
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OriginalGriff wrote: that one flew straight over my head
Isn't that what the pig said? 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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OriginalGriff wrote: (As that one flew straight over my head)
Did you try to "give it head"?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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If you are insinuating that the British Prime Minister does what I think you are insinuating he he does, you should remember that he has access to seriously expensive lawyers. And an army.
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I find it mildly amusing that you are saying this to someone that calls himself Agent 007
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He's American, so that'd be FBI Agent 007 - "Licensed to Spill His Coffee"
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'sharpens his pencil in aggravation'
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OriginalGriff wrote: He's American
Oh gawd no, and neither am I in the USA! But that's the beauty of it, isn't it? A secret agent never reveals his identity.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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That's not what your profile flag says!
So...a double agent, huh?
Yous workin' fer Stack Overflow, boy? 
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You'll want to look this one up. It'll be worth it.
Trust me.
Try Grapple for Android, it has a naked pixel guy in it!
Also, loads of blood and some snakes.
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Does this have anything to do with Ed Miliband's bacon sandwich?
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Don't think so - the "eating a hot dog with a knife and fork to avoid looking like that" was back in April. Must be some new news We aren't aware of.
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I think the 'he had some funny facial expressions while eating, so he cant be PM' stuff was completely insane anyway. You would think its important what they intend to do in the country and not how he looks, after all Hannibal Lector's dinner parties look brilliant but....
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If I knew what the PM had been doing with pigs I'd pull a face like Miliband did when faced with bacon too.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Have you been watching Charlie Brooker's Black mirror now?
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Saw it when it first came out, didnt realise it was a documentary though.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Could this be Cameron's "Bae of Pigs"?
veni bibi saltavi
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Apparently 'Call Me' Dave is holding a reception tonight...
... for the Danish PM!
veni bibi saltavi
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