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Is half your large intestine a semicolon?
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It is fully documented in the appendix.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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If a person suddenly yells out a completely correct opinon, does he have an exclamation point?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That's a smelly question!
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Is half your large intestine a semicolon? |
No; divide it all you want, all the parts are colon 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I find that concept hard to digest. Let me chew it over.
/ravi
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I hate the misuse of the ":", it is a Colonic Irritation.
veni bibi saltavi
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Now that's how you use consonants and bowels!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Better a semicolon than a full stop.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Only @OriginalGriff would have the guts to post such a joke. 
Fecal-minded we become for such punctuated posts.
For, we're overloaded with the constant runs of one-liners. 
We'll just hafta grunt through the constipated humor. 
Pass the Imodium *AND* Ex-lax will ya...
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You need to wipe up that mess
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Another cheeky remark?
It's a little hard to swallow such a bile comment
On the other hand, I suppository is as good as anyone else's story.
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OriginalGriff wrote: semicolon
Don't tell me that you ran out of semicolons in your code, if so and you intend to use
OriginalGriff wrote: half your large intestine
in your code. Let me tell you the code will become in digestible and you can expect as many intestinal bugs as you acan 
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Let's say you're starting a new project and you pick your own name (or your company name) as default namespace, how would you do it?
In my case: Sander.Rossel or SanderRossel?
I'd go for SanderRossel as Sander.Rossel would imply I'd actually have Sander.SomethingElse, which clearly isn't the case.
Judging from what I've seen the Sander.Rossel style is the more frequently used though.
I've seen both methods and I was wondering which people prefer.
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I used my initials, so it'd be DK.Project
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Try Sander.CatOwner, or Sander.Wood.Smooth perhaps?
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Sander.CatOwner, I like it! Gives a personal touch to my software
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'd go for SanderRossel as Sander.Rossel would imply I'd actually have Sander.SomethingElse, which clearly isn't the case.
By your redenation; Rossel.Sander and Rossel.Nika
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Well, Nika DOES love to sleep behind the computer, just like her owner 
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we choose internal names.
For example our current re-write of the underwriting system is called Brian (after the life of Brian film).
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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"He's not the Messy Index, he's a very naughty SQL INjection!" 
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I keep wanting to introduce a classed called "BlessedAreTheCheeseMakers" but my line manager won't let me, because of the parent company's audit policies 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I've always wanted to call my classes:
WeAreNowTheKnightsWhoSay-ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
Watched it again last night, no really! Just such good good fun!
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Sean McPoland wrote: Watched it again last night,
A sobering thought[^]
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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Ain't that the truth,
I 'know' it was made in 1975, and I watched it in 1975, but when you put it like that,
It's another dimension!
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