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...we know where Dilbert works...
http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-06-15[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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How do you get a location out of that? 
Serving up obnoxious ads only narrows it down to about 905 of the internet.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: How do you get a location out of that?
Apple, obviously.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
modified 15-Jun-15 10:57am.
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This is cool[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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... WHOA...  Well spotted and well done, that dude!! Especially as no one in the world seems to take notice of things anymore.
I don't have kids but I would probably rip apart anyone who TOUCHED my nieces or nephews 
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After two weeks, I am barely beginning to comprehend what "working from home" means.
Previously, that was an annoyance we accepted as part of living in snow land; i.e., we would work from home for a day or two until the roads would allow us to get back to the building.
I welcome advice from those who have been doing it longer than I have.
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Surely not snowing this time of year?
Or are you doing it for other reasons?
For me, mid winter, never snows, always at work.. 
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I never get any work done when I work from home. Too many distractions.
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That's interesting - I get more work done at home because there are fewer distractions.
Which is why a lot of my work gets done at home outside of office hours.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I seriously doubt that either of you could ever even think about hosting this, but oh would I ever love to...
- camp out at your place for 24 hours
- then camp out over at Piebald's place for 24 hours
- analyze the similarities with my place (and others who are commenting here)
- contrast the differences with my (and others) work at home environments
- See what the factors are that make it good and bad
After all that, HEY !!!     Let's start a website with a phone app !!!
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I keep getting invited to meetings and have made it my duty to educate people in why I'm not needed in meetings as much as they would like me in meetings. The principle reason is that I can come to a decision in 5 minutes when it takes 6 people 1 hour to not decide on something.
Meetings are a huge waste of money most of the time..
I actually consider that I should be paid for the work I do not for the opinions and group think I engage in or try to avoid.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Too many distractions.
I second you!
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Thirded. Working from home saves me an hour of driving. Being much easier to distract myself and goof off, wastes an hour. Net result 8 hours of work at home get done about the same time that I'd return home after doing 8 hours in the office.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: never get any work done ... Too many distractions.
Thank you for writing that.
That is my #1 problem.
Number one. Numero Uno. The big bad wolf.
It's great to sleep until 7 and get right to work, without the morning biological transformation.
By theory, I should be done by 3 in the afternoon.
Real life, 11 pm hits and I'm still working.
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C-P-User-3 wrote: 11 pm hits and
I haven't started working yet.
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I've been working from home for 5 1/2 years straight now - not by choice, but by acquisitions and office closings.
My suggestions?
Set a schedule: Start at the same time every day, break the same time for coffee/lunch, etc. and make a normal routine out of your day. I start about an hour before my main group does for the day, and leave about the same time they do, taking a longer, at home lunch break with dogs and exercise.
Routine, my friend, you need a routine. And goals - if you meet your markers or make your goals, you can know you are performing even if a bit isolated.
And the phone is your friend - if you're alone at home, call and ask the question, not only for human contact, but for instant answers.
Good luck!
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I agree I have been working out of my home office since 2001. I have a set start time and breaks. You have to be dedicated to do this and not let the outside distractions upset your routine of work.
Not only do you save time in commuting but you are saving money in gas and where a tear on your vehicle.
Good luck.
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Member 10169531 wrote: you are saving money in gas and where a tear on your vehicle.
Stupid me, never crossed my mind, but you are so right about that.
That's a pay raise right there.
Duh
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Good stuff.
May I copy that and use it ?
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I've been working from home for one year and I couldn't agree more. Reporting for work in the morning at the home office just like you did/do at the work office (presumably showered, shaved, dressed, and ready to solve whatever problems you have queued up) helps keep you in a routine. Having set break times and knock-off time helps as well, as does having a clear goal of what you want to accomplish.
So basically, everything you said. This is my first post and I'm just paraphrasing someone else's post. 
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I have been working from home on and off since we can do that at my current job. Initially, I was not able to get anything done. Now, I behave as if I am at office while working from home. I have set times for everything. I try not to get involved in chats or any household chores with the wife while it is work hours.
All in all, I think I have got hang of this art.
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As Dexterama and D@nish have said: discipline is the key.
Treat your "home office" as an office: start at the right time, finish at the right time (hah - it's 05:50 and I'm sitting in mine already!) and it can work really well.
Advantages:
1) No commute. This can save you hours per day, and considerable cost and stress.
2) No distractions. The guy in the next cube singing along to his headphones? Gone. The sales dweeb spying round to see what he will be selling in six months? History. Even phone calls are reduced, and emails work instead - but emails aren't as long and rambling as most phone calls.
3) Don't have to interact with the Office Idiot so much, and a lot easier to ignore him / her when you do.
4) Pets / children.
5) If you wake at 05:00 and can't get back to sleep, you can do some work in that "glory time" when nobody will call, email, or otherwise hassle you... 
Disadvantages:
1) It can get lonely. Human interaction helps, sometimes.
2) Difficult to "bounce" things off peers.
3) Pets / children.
I prefer it, but you do have to be focussed. If you are the type to get distracted easily, it's a bad idea.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
modified 15-Jun-15 1:33am.
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OriginalGriff wrote: ...to interact with the Office Idiot...
Now all you have to figure out is how to stop interacting with us CP idiots
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 Smirk
Agreed.
Really, this thread is helping me way more than it is distracting me
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