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Hoi can I get me some of this smart work stuff, I just seem to be slaving over a keyboard!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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It's from apple, innit?
iWork, iJustwork, iBarelywork -- sumfin' like that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Smart work is the reason you give for playing solitaire when your colleagues ask WTF you're doing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Compiling!"
Obligatory XKCD[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I know! I know!
The answer is "Cheese"!
Because:
- Hard work & smart work
- Hard talk & smart talk
- Hard @rse & smart @rse
- Hard cheese & smart ???
I'm really good at these!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: The answer is "Cheese"!
Because:
I'm really good at these!
..basically?
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I had a book of puzzles, once!
Green, it was.*
* Several kudoses for whoever gets the reference
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: The answer is "Cheese"!
Wrong! The answer is "Core". 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Nah - that's only 4 letters...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actually, it's probably a safe bet that some chip manufacturer, somewhere, has named one of their chips "smart core".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wrong question!
Effectiveness is not measured in work, it's measured in progress.
Therefore you failed, initalilly. 
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HobbyProggy wrote: Effectiveness is not measured in work, it's measured in progress percent.
FTFY
HobbyProggy wrote: Therefore you failed, initalilly.
I gildalily
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Sascha Lefévre wrote: gildalily
Wut is dat for a word?
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I see 
BTW don't google the bent word, NSFW maybe!
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Usually the 'SmartWorker' manages the HardWorkers.
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Yet another manichean question that does not really make sense.
Oh my God...
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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Depends. What does "effective" mean to you? If it's "highest gain / effort ratio" then obviously Smartwork is the only choice.
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Those are not mutually exclusive.
If you're smart you know when hard work will and won't help.
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Exhibit A[^]
Yikes!
(This is why pretty much every public-interaction feature there is offline right now...)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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That's actually very interesting to me, because I had a SimpleMachines forum up for a long while and it took way too much work to keep the spammers off. It was crazy.
Uh, methinks Web 2.0 is dead, Jim. 
Also, had a couple of WordPress sites and those got spammed and hacked too, even though I kept them locked down. Gave up. Wrote my own CMS (content mmgmnt system)/ blog system in ASP.NET MVC. It works too.
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It's a government plot to keep you busy complaining about little things, and not paying attention to Area 54 (that's Area 51 plus three!!!)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It appears that the spam run started on March 31st. 
At least it appears confined to the Discussions page and has not spread to hosted projects.
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that's the internet for you, i guess
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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