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it wont stop them nothing will stop them
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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And the aerial will be blocked if you twist your bum just so...
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newton.saber wrote: next they'll be replacing your head with a robotic one so they can be sure you follow orders
They don't need to do that ?they've? been genetically producing a generation of Walmart sheep that will do anything the government wants.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: genetically producing a generation of Walmart sheep that will do anything
Baaa, baaaa... I hear and OBuy, master... Which products best do your bidding, master? I hear and obey. baaaa... 
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Marys[^] looking for you. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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So what happens when you change jobs? Does your exit interview take place in a surgery ward? Or do they leave it in, you know, just so you can be tracked by the government in case?
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what makes you think you can leave?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You can check out any time you want...
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...but you can never leave!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Vark111 wrote: So what happens when you change jobs?
If you have a preexisting condition your new health insurance policy does not cover it for the first six months.
The choice you have is to retain your previous policy, paying 100% of the premium, in addition to your new insurance policy or going without medical intervention for the preexisting condition for six months.
This is not an option for low wage earners because paying for an insurance policy without employer contribution, in addition to your new policy, is out of the price range for all but high income people.
In my opinion that is the major difference between universal health care and mandatory insurance to purchase medical care in a private marketplace.
Considering that preexisting conditions (cancer, heart disease, diabetes, etc.) are often life threatening this is not a viable solution.
Universal health care insures - pun intended - everyone gets health care. Mandatory insurance only insures - again pun intended - that the insurance companies prosper.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
modified 3-Mar-15 22:33pm.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Life sucks. Scars happen
Which movie?
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Teeth[^]?
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One Night [etc, etc, etc]
veni bibi saltavi
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Easy: Why Did I Get Married?[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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My last two weeks?
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Tooth Fairy[^]
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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three hundred
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Dead and Loving It
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Are you trying to pull a Leslie[^] on us?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Would I do that?  ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Average length[^]
OK, let's get this over with as quickly and painlessly as possible. Take a small ruler from the stationery cupboard and form an orderly queue along one side of the corridor then we can all get back to work.
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Need I even mention that the Gruaniad is famed for the number and frequency of its typos?
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