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I got 80%, and no idea how they came by the answer to Q6. I guess there is something taught in school now that was not done in my day.
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In my day it went like:
1) Did any of your relatives go to grammar school?
(yes = instant pass..otherwise)
2) Does your family own any non-commercial property?
(yes = instant pass..otherwise)
3) How much money can you bribe me with pledge to the school charitable fund ?
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80% and I'm not even British! 
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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I expect the grammar questions gave you some trouble. 
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Just for that I won't explain #6 to you. 
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Without going back over it it must be a mirrored relation ship about the center of the alphabet. If its like the previous question.
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100%
But I spent more time on question 6 than I care to tell you.
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I got NFI with it and guessed in the end.
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Is this really meant for eleven year olds?
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I seem to miss the option "none of the above" in the second question 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I am dimwitted and got only a 60%.
I got the grammar ones even though I'm an American, so in your face, all you Brits.
I became intensely bored with the TREAD BREAD stuff and clicked an answer.
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That TREAD BREAD stuff wasn't very described. It wasn't till I realised what they meant that it made sense.
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Doing the 11+ once was enough, ta very much.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I got two wrong, out of ten, but scored 70% !
Q6 defeated me, and the first question I just didn't care enough about to get right, I think!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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He decided to "refactor" my code a bit:
return new ResponsePrrrrracket();
Marc
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He's just making it more readable for the cat code reviewers.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Dear Mr Clifton
I write to inform you that your cat has been successful it its application, the only other applicant (a Mr Vilmos) was found to be sadly inferior in his C++ programming (also we suspect that the water he was drinking throughout the interview was actually Gin)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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So can mine.
I'm just not sure what language he uses: it doesn't compile in C#...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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its in c#2# in visual studio 2056, for cats time just a way of measuring food deliveries and can otherwise be ignored
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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OriginalGriff wrote: not sure what language he uses
CatScratch, with the Fever IDE.
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It's a bit like "a million monkeys" and "the Works of Shakespeare"
One million Cats, with one million computers, can produce a dead mouse and a billion compilation errors.
So on balance, they are doing better than most QA posters. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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i hav a job tu du cn u do it for me codes ugrentzz pls
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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den2k88 wrote: i hav a job tu du cn u do it for me codes ugrentzz pls
8 monkeys, 4 minutes...
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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is that a quote for work? sounds like you are project manager
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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