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Let them boot their desktop from the cloud without internet 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Police pulled over a man riding a space hopper through a Dundee underpass in the early hours of New Year's Day.
Entries for the "Drunken Exploit of the Year" award are now closed.
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They were named that because if you inflated them to a sufficient pressure, and dropped them from a sufficient height, you could bounce into space.
With any luck.
Hateful things: they were harder work than walking... 
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Similar thing happened here a few years back ... drunken man + space hopper + Mankini *shudder*
However, he did use the pedestrian crossings and managed to raise a few bob for charity too ... and fortunately put some clothes on before going back to the pub 
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NO! Please - don't give Sean any ideas! 
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Quote: Entries for the "Drunken Exploit of the Year" award are now closed.
Not a chance! there's almost a whole year for those crazy Scots to come up with something to beat it. I can picture every pub in Glasgow at Friday night turning out having streams of space hopping Scots with legs and kilts a-kimbo.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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At least here the ride motorized bar stools. (and are stopped by police)
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So, in the goodcountry.org[^] index, the Ma's homeland comes out top. TBH, I think the figures were slightly skewed in Ireland's favour by the fact the researchers spent their entire 'fact finding' trip to Dublin in St James' Gate.
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Cymru doesn't even appear - which implies it's worse here than Iran, Iraq, Libia, and Azerbaijan!
Or...it's a load of bol rubbish?
I think I can guess which... 
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Neither does Cornwall. If it helps, UK is 7th while Hungaryorszag in down at 61th.
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I know that Mebyon Kernow would have otherwise, but Cornwall isn't a separate country (yet!)
I do love my pasties, Devenish and St Austell's though (and Kelly's with an extra blob of clotted cream - yum!) I feel the need to book a flight.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I think it's only 'official' (i.e. UN recognised) countries. UK is in there but we all know where we would prefer to live within that grouping.
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Yeh, living Scotland must be pretty Ser-weeeet.
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Only if you like deep-fried mars bars. 
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You have forgotten the deep-fried haggis.
Well done - we all try to forget deep-fried haggis.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I love haggis, even deep-fried.
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A true Scot then Richard. I doff my tam at ye!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Not really a true Scot; a Scottish name but I have never lived there.
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It's in the genes mate!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Only independent countries are listed... 
(It is, however, a load of horsefeathers as I can tell you the external perception of Ireland is in no way similar to the internal perception when it comes to equality, health, etc.)
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I think you should organise a revolt.
I'm bored of the circular bickering that is British politics, huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the Valleys terrorising people with their close-harmony singing would liven things up for a bit.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I was waiting for the Nagster to leap in there with "the Welsh are already revolting" or similar.
I dunno - what's the point of a good feed line if he's going to completely ignore it? 
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Funnily, or not, Michael Flanders actually died in Welsh Wales.
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