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Mate! You're f***ing joking.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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That Pub shut, looking for another.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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So...you drank it dry and it had to close? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So...is the mate still keeping up? And can his wallet handle the damage? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm afraid to ask, but what does "carton" usually refer to in Oz-sprach; in Americanish its default signification absent contextual information and applies-to-object is to a certain size package of cancer-weed tubes (cigarettes) ? In Americanish slang, a "a carton-pusher" is an vendor of illegal cigarettes.
If discretion requires you answer this only indirectly (how would I know what substances are used on the way to a mating place in your down-under ?), then an answer in the form of: "drank," "ate," "smoked," "injected," "snorted," "bathed-in," etc., without further detail would be understood.
«A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards ... as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push» Wittgenstein
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"Carton" is Western Australian for a box normally containing 24 "stubbies" (or short bottles of beer containing about 375ml) but which can hold 30 on occasion.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Down in the south of the US, we call those a suitcase of beer. Same principle, you buy one when you're ready to get f***** up.
Jeremy Falcon
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Where you from, old boy; I ain't never heard of no suitcase of beer down home, and I come from where the howlin' dogs are quieted by throwing 'em fresh-fried hush-puppies, where uppity white-folks don't eat catfish, and where folks who say "col-yum" instead of "column" ain't never read no Faulkner, let alone James Joyce.
Y'all have a good 'un, now.
«A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards ... as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push» Wittgenstein
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<girly_southern_bell_accent>
Why I'm from Louisiana, the deep south, sugar.
</girly_southern_bell_accent>
Jeremy Falcon
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For some dumb reason I was thinking 2 Litre Milk!
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I don't think MM drinks anything that's less that 8% ABV...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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In the UK, we call that a slotter...
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Ah, thanks for the clarification. Here in Arizona we call that "the last call" at closing time.
Will Rogers never met me.
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OriginalGriff wrote: "Carton" is Western Australian for a box normally containing 24 "stubbies" (or
short bottles of beer containing about 375ml) but which can hold 30 on occasion and is then called a "slab" (ignore Wikipedia).
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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It is not a WA thing, a carton can also be called a slab (cans instead of bottles) or case anywhere in Oz.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Do not: [^].
Picture here: [^].
«A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards ... as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push» Wittgenstein
modified 2-Jan-15 12:50pm.
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They really should force some tourists to take IQ tests before they are allowed into some of these places.
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Well... the count of visitors will decrease to minimum 
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I get a strongly worded barrier page, telling me that the site is malicious.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Me too! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The site is fine, just watch out for the elephanting elephants.
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You honked.
«A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards ... as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push» Wittgenstein
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