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We're serving roast beaver at the office today, and taking turns at swinging a bat at a harp seal pinata!
Sing along... "Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars..."
Will Rogers never met me.
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I think you pretty well covered all the bases there Roger... oh except maybe for a mention of Anne Murray?
Too freakin funny. 
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Mike Hankey wrote: except maybe for a mention of Anne Murray?
Don't forget Celine Dion. 
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Don't forget Celine Dion.
But Ravi, she was a titanic suckcess?
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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"It's a love story and a boat sinks in the background" type of suckcess?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Don't forget the Beib. He his our greatest export ever! (Please keep him, we do not want him back)
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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No we are only including those that have talent and some redeeming qualities, the beib don't qualify!
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Celine Dion
[gravely otherwordly voice] Satan is Canadian! [/gravely otherwordly voice]
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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"gravely otherworldly voice"
Interesting, but I suspect you meant gravelly, unless...
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Careful Roger!
Kirk is Canadian[^], so you get get a photon torpedo between the eyes! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That would probably hurt less than several other places...
Will Rogers never met me.
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I did consider other locations, but realised this was the lounge! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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hey roger how you doing?
"mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"
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Excellent! Et tu?
Long time no see, m'lady. Bullhead City hasn't been the same since you left. In fact, it's cooled off some! 
Next time you stop by, I've got some new guns to try out!
Will Rogers never met me.
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awesome! next time i'm in the US i'll be sure to pop in for a couple of days - just let me know when it isn't 117F mmkay?
life's great - married - living in berlin - geeking out
"mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"
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It's not fair that Canada gets a day all to it's own and none of the other states do. They should at least do a Texas day.
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You forgot about a glass of Screech or rye whiskey!
Oh, and poutine and maple syrup...
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Screech? Is that what they call that filtered sewage known here as Canadian Whiskey?
Will Rogers never met me.
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No... screech in a rum from Newfoundland and, as such, a distinctly Canadian product.
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It's a rum. Popular in Newfoundland, and my house. (Although brewed in Jamaica)
TTFN - Kent
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Hell no. Screech is the Newfie version of the the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster except it leaves you feeling like you've had your brains smashed in by maple cured bacon wrapped around a fresh Cod.
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Hmmm.. I'll have to look for that; it sounds delicious!
Will Rogers never met me.
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No, Screech is a dorky character from a bad 90's sitcom.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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