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Why is Uhura black?
William Shatner!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Listen to the voices 
(except those that say that you should build a bunker, wear a tin hat and shoot everybody in sight) 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So...the chainsaw is OK in Tesco then?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: So...the chainsaw is OK in Tesco then?
Only if they're out of gin - in that case it's a legitimate and valid response!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Tesco? TESCO? YOU SHOP AT TESCO?
Damned fool, get your groceries delivered on a hand cart from t'market like the rest of us!
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Did I say I shopped there? I just want to go amok there with a chainsaw!
Sort of "Supermarket Sweep" but with added infanticide... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Johnny J. wrote: (except those that say that you should build a bunker, wear a tin hat and shoot everybody in sight)
I thought that was the American Constitution.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Attend A.A.
“The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet
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No way, I'm with the RAC!
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-- or --
Alcoholics go to meetings, drunks go to parties! 
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Rehab is for quitters...
Will Rogers never met me.
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If in doubt Gins the way out!
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Movie Quote Of the Day
One grain of sand. It is all that remains of my vast empire.
Which movie?
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Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach[^]??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Catch Me If You Can.. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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The Scorpion king
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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The Kanye West Horror Show?
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Honey, I Shrunk the Kingdom
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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What about the executive restroom? Did you shrunk it too ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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That and the Bacon Storage Facility are the only areas I deliberately excluded.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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What about the Doughnut and Beer facility ? Don't tell me you shrunk it
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Next door to the Chocolate Bunker - it's safe in orbit.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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So again where did you say you keep the Chocolate Bunker's keys?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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In a nice, safe place! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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