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Have you been playing around with Higgs-Boson again?
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lepton the bandwagon I see
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In CS; Never trust bits. They make up everything.  
"If A is a success in life, then A=x+y+z. (Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.)"
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I understand a bit of this and a bit of that, but what I enjoy most is a bit of the other.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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y'all have outdone yourselves again. These chains of punny comments really need to be moved to a CodeProject BS Hall Of Fame area.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house.
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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And there are new rules: http://i.imgur.com/DwQOb69.jpg[^]
Be sure you implement these in all new applications...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Ex!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Time to change your password ...
to a blank page
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Speaking of the blood of a virgin...
<war_story>
A long time ago on an air force base not too far away, I was a VAX system manager at the base computer center. We were having a CRAY 1M installed. I made the observation we needed to find a virgin operator to sacrifice on it before first power-up. Everyone laughed, not at the joke, but at the notion of a virgin operator (our night shift was notorious).
</war_story>
Software Zen: delete this;
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I keep applying for a job as a street sweeper. I am having no luck, I'm sure my application keeps getting brushed aside... 
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Quote: I keep applying for a job as a street sweeper.
That's better than being a vacuum salesman. They really suck.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I once knew a vacuum cleaner salesman. He was a real dirt bag.
/ravi
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When I was a kid I told my parents I wanted to be an archer when I grew up. They said I should aim higher.
/ravi
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Consider becoming a mortician: your clients are dying to see you.
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I wouldn't it's a dead end job
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That's just Hearse-say!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Steady on, or I'll have a bone to pick with you.
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Folks, this thread has no life left in it. Consider it dead and buried. Continuing it would be a grave mistake. It doesn't have a prayer.
/ravi
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Like beating a dead horse?
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I have a dead horse for sale quite cheap
oh wait a minute I have been told off for flogging a dead horse
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You must be stuck like glue[^].
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I think that joke has saled.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: a grave mistake
Isn't that when they bury someone in the wrong grave? 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I think it's when they bury the wrong person in the right grave. 
/ravi
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If you want a real dead-end job, look for work as a grave digger.
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