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I talk to my computer all the time.
Mostly swear words, I admit, but...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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I often talk/yell to my computer. Most common phrase "Elephant you!" followed by coworkers looking at me to see what is wrong. Maybe one day it will understand me, but then I'll have to be nicer!
Hogan
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Herbie Mountjoy wrote: people waving their hands and arms all day long.
Oh good, then we'll all look like managers.
Marc
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I was thinking more of ants.
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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Hi,
Just need a rant, this week has been a pita generally, today worse than usual.
1) Walked out the front door into horizontal rain. I'm a Brit so I carry a brolly carrying two bags today as it's Friday so couldn't hold it up, Coat not properly water proof. So I got very damp walking to the bus stop.
2) Got to bus stop, went for phone to check email. Phone not in pocket, commence swearing, walk back to flat, bid to find phone, find phone after 5 minutes search.
3) Get drenched again going to bus stop.
4) Get to work a bit later than normal, Coffee machine is being descaled so no Coffee, look for Tea no Tea! 
5)Find last nights thunder storm upset a test that has been running all week.
6)Have to restart test, get lost in Aglients "friendly" user interface.
7)Forget lunch.
8)Loose all hope and pray for a quiet weekend (some hope!)
Glenn![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
UPDATE: it get worse now the phone (S3) won't update Chrome, HELP roll on 5:30pm
modified 4-Oct-13 8:55am.
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You need Homer's Magic Medice [q.v. ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) ]
speramus in juniperus
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The only Public House that is walking distance closed for the winter last weekend, last Friday the entire firm went there and ensured there would be very little left! 
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Well...there is a new series of "Have I got news for you" starting tonight, so that might cheer you up a little. And QI.
Plus, it's Poets Day, so that should help.
And if it doesn't - go out an buy a waterproof coat! 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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The worst thing was that it "was" waterproof until a slight accident while "merry" got washed isn't now, new coats a comin'!
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glennPattonWork wrote: no Tea!
Oh the humanity!
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there was however some instant decaf coffee, and some Earl Grey tea(?)bought for an American visitor with a Star Trek Next Generation fixation, thankfully it looks as if there is coffee now, back to fight the magic Aglient (HP) user interface
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glennPattonWork wrote: Earl Grey tea(?)bought for an American visitor with a Star Trek Next Generation fixation
I never understood why a Frenchman would drink one of the crappiest English teas.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Being a slight Star Trek fan I tried Earl Grey once. Never again.
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Or why the Universal Translator would give him a perfect "English" accent, when even aliens got a bog-standard "American" accent.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"Oui, Numbeur Uhn, mek et zo!"
"Engah-jhe!"
Nah, doesn't do a thing for me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And did you not notice the big yellow bulldozers readying to knock your house down?
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Now there's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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My Towel is safely in the bag I had so I could hold my brolly 
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That was yesterday.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As strange as it sounds I do live near a dirty great development that is being built or (dug into) the plot next to me so there are lots of big yellow dirty things, I thought this was a Friday, but could be Wednesday...never could get the hang of them!
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Some hope, it's my Dad's birthday (86) 
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glennPattonWork wrote: HELP roll on 5:30pm
Half day is it? Some people never had it so good.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Mutter, Mutter, I have been here past closing all this week to get on with the tests that were (KSS Filter on) "mucked up" by the thunder storm still can't get the elephanting Agilent thing to work properly! My hours are 9am-5:30pm this week it has 08:00 til I can't do anything else around 8:30pm the guy opposite left at 2:00 am (he's dedicated!  )
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glennPattonWork wrote: he's dedicatedan idiot!
FTFY.
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