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There was one that resembled one of my ex-wives. 
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This serves as a fine example of quantity over quality.
I think I got to about 23 before I realised I didn't care any more.
What they need to do is do a top 10 - release it then later on add a link to 'even more' - and so on. If I enjoyed the 10 I'd probably come back for another helping - but gorging until you vomit doesn't make you want to come back for more!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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I got thru them all, but that was at least partly because there were two of us looking and we were laughing all the way through.
XAlan Burkhart
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I was flicking through the channels and landed on The Railway Children (the 1970 version).
Next thing I know I am watching it and enjoying it.
Sally Thomsett plays the 11 year old Phyllis, but was 20 years old!
I haven't seen the film since I was about 11, and had forgotten how good it was, in an innocent, simple way.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Sally Thomsett plays the 11 year old Phyllis, but was 20 years old!
Did she not have a set of hips and chesticles by the age of 20?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Obviously not.
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It is so easy to do that......It is only when your realise you are doing what your are doing that it is too late and you are as well to just watch till the end 
I find myself watching stuff with the kids and then they get up of the sofa and disappear, I don't even notice and before I know it I'm watching Spongebob or Nina and the Neurons or some other kids program.
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Not just me then 
A couple of years ago I found myself engrossed by Greyfriars Bobby whilst my (then) 7 year old nephew was out playing in the garden...
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We had a greyfriars bobby (skye terrier), its name was Sweep although its pedigree name was "Perlor Sunset Song", if I remember correctly. what a bu99er to keep clean, 1/2 hour of brushing needed everyday as well.
Just thinking about the day my dad buried it in the back garden still brings a  and that must have been about 10+ years ago.
Edit: looked identical to this http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/Skye_terrier_800.jpg[^]
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Dalek Dave wrote: I found myself engrossed by Greyfriars Bobby
So you prefer sheepdogs to sheep?
I can see you and Griff coming to blows.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dave - my kids loved those books! Digging for the movie now....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house.
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Found it on YouTube[^]. You can use this[^] to watch it locally.
/ravi
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This was after I received my order with an incorrect pizza that I actually ordered in error, CP code words in use here, but not in what I sent to Dominos.
You elephants popup so many elephanting stupid screens trying to get me to order sh*t I don't elephanting want that I didn't notice I ordered a elephanting Supreme when my son wanted the Double Cheeseburger.
Go and elephant yourselves sunshines.
I had to click Proceed or Next about 7 times to get the order completed. First 3 times I didn't notice the menu items change and thought the mouse click hadn't registered.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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The CE of Dominos Pizza (Don Meij) was on Undercover Boss Australia a few years ago (linky[^])(I only saw it on UK TV a couple of months ago). Seems to be a reseptive kind of guy. Maybe you should drop him a personal email expressing your frustrations, you never know, you might get free pizza for a while!
Maybe drop them a twitter rant @Dominos_AU.
Edit: I've just checked, it is possible to send him a private in_mail on LinkedIn... 
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I like Dave's suggestion - but why not offer to take over his IT department and do the job properly?
You never know, you might get work out of it! 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Michael Martin wrote: when my son wanted the Double Cheeseburger.
Help me understand this - you ordered a "double cheeseburger" pizza ? No wonder they got the order wrong!
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: Help me understand this - you ordered a "double cheeseburger" pizza ? No wonder they got the order wrong!
I was meant to order the Double Cheeseburger Pizza (elephanting nice it is too) but clicked the Supreme which was right next to it. Then I get a chance tol review my order and ensure I haven't elephanted up. There were so many clicks and offers to ghet other sh*t I didn't want that by the time I got to the final confirmation screen I was like, faarrrkkkk it, click, click, click.
Then got the wrong thing.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Sounds like a clear case of PEBKAC to me! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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In all honesty, I've never had this problem. I download a pizza or pasta bowl from Domino's a couple times a month. I start at the menu, click what I want, add any extras I want, then go to check out. 30 minutes later the delivery guy is knocking on my door. I've never had more than one popup (always the chocolate lava crunch cake) They did get an order wrong awhile back but were quick to make it right. Hopefully your next pizza download will go better.
XAlan Burkhart
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Alan Burkhart wrote: In all honesty, I've never had this problem. I download a pizza or pasta bowl from Domino's a couple times a month. I start at the menu, click what I want, add any extras I want, then go to check out. 30 minutes later the delivery guy is knocking on my door. I've never had more than one popup (always the chocolate lava crunch cake) They did get an order wrong awhile back but were quick to make it right. Hopefully your next pizza download will go better.
They were here 30-40 minutes after I clicked the final button, no issues there. I've only ordered a handful of times before and haven't had an issue then either. I think this time I was doing a million and one other things and it really did popup umpteen options.
They weren't popups in separate winodws, but I got offers for chicken bits of something or other, then salted caramel chocolate, then at least 2 different desert screens, garlic breads and then soft drinks. Even though I had the last two things on the order already, 2 of each in fact. Just pissed me off, I had made my choices and just wanted to get to the payment screen.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I feel your pain!
I tried ordering from my phone once and gave up because the site was crapola and too hard to follow
I've since done it once on the iPad and swore never to do so again.
the seem to have thought that by making it ridiculously complex you will order more sh*t accidentally or something.
I just wanted to order two pizzas . having done so, the site popped up a 'why don't you order the special, two pizzas, garlic bread and soft drink for $xx? As my order was already $xx I thought, fine! Clicked the link - at which point it cleared my order, and asked me to start again. Sigh. Went through the process but added on drink and garlic bread - total came to $xx + $yy - and the link came up to ask if I wanted to take advantage of the offer. Foolishly I clicked the link.
Cleared my order and started again.
we had fish and chips.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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Just came back from seeing the movie.
Really enjoyed it. The special effects were simply awesome - now I've seen the movie I need to go search to find out just how they did all that zero g special effects.
Only one problem with it and that was in the implausibility of some of it. Generally good realistically (like no sound in space unless they're touching something) but flying between two spacecraft by eye using a fire extinguisher as propulsion? Come on!
Oh, and you get to see Sandra Bullock in her pants - looking good for 50.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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Basic physics.
A fire extinguisher would provide quite a lot of thrust.
Assuming a man in a suit had a mass of 100 kg and the extinguisher had a compressed gas mass of 1kg with an expansion rate of 5. In order to gain thrust and allowing for the co-efficient of restitution he would accelerate at 5 m/s/s for aboiu 5 seconds with the rate of acceleration reducibg as the pressure dropped.
Certainly able to get to about 25 m/s
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The basic physics isn't the issue, the issue is the implausibility of the actions.
Without giving too much away, she aims a spacecraft by eye toward another (they're probably close enough that orbital mechanics doesn't come into it too much) and fires the rockets. Then, she uses the explosion of pressurised air from her craft to blast her toward the other ship as she zooms past, and the. Uses the fire extinguisher to steer her to the destination .
Physically possible but so entirely implausible...
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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It's not the steering that's the problem.
It's slowing down... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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