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You Are Up Tomorrow - except you're not OG is
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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For no real reason, I thought of "Citizen's Arrest" but am glad I didn't get it right.
I struggle to even understand these, it'd be impossible to come up with one.
Cheers,
Vikram.
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They are more difficult to write than solve.
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Do you spell it "programmer" or "programer"? I favor two 'm's perhaps because we write "programs" so two 'm's helps distinguish a living breathing computer program writing person from a mere thing. - Cheerio
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It is programmer. "programer" might be someone who is pro-"graming" (whatever that may be).
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Neither: Tech for Granted[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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There is no such thing as a programmer - we are SOFTWARE ENGINEERS !
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Very few software developers are software engineers. I definitely am not, nor have I ever met one.
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✅ One icon couldn't fully express my reaction.
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Hommework coder!
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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CPallini wrote: Hommework
That actually makes a weird kind of sense - if you mean working on people.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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All wrong. We write 'apps' now. Personally, I think that is the sound I make when I get punched and not a word. Anyway, you obviously are an apper now. With two 'p'.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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apper, rhymes with rapper, rhymes with crapper.
no thanks.
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Admit it: You always wanted to become a gangsta apper.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Unfortunately, I'm too white and geeky to be a gangsta anything.
modified 3-May-21 12:48pm.
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Quote: We write 'apps' now. You might. I write programs or applications. "Apps" are those funny little things that people buy for their phones and then regret spending their money.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Tell that to Mickeysoft. They seem to think that we all communicate with grunts and singly syllable words now. 'Apps' are all over the place in Win10. That alone already is a reason never to install it.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Quote: Win10 Ah! there's your problem, right there!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Yes, it's butt ugly and annoying. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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PaltryProgrammer wrote: ...or "programer"? Check a dictionary. That's not even a word.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Solutions is not that difficult:
Try to look up antigrammer [^] and antigramer[^]: whichever one makes has appropriate definition is the obvious template.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You spell it in English.
Look it up; it's no different from looking sh*t up on MSDN.
Posting that question, means you're not.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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PaltryProgrammer wrote: I've been relying on this site Don't blame me, and not really a justification to use a different spelling that the rest of te world.
PaltryProgrammer wrote: They have a nice graphical Thesaurus Ah. A female?
I don't wanna mansplain, so not going to splain anything
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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