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In your defense, that was 14 years ago.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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ouch!
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Mike Hankey wrote: a picture of her husband and his wife in an intimate embrace
Something doesn't seem right with this statement...
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Quote: "Cockroaches can live for several weeks with their heads cut off, because their brains are located inside their body. They would eventually die from being unable to eat."
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Their body can live without head. Their head can live without body. Both never die, even if unable to eat.
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11917640 Member wrote: Both never die,
I suppose that's true for certain values of never
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What's so special about that? I know quite a few people who keep their brains up their arse / ass!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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They die when you cut off their heads though... Or so I've heard people say
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Sander Rossel wrote: Or so I've heard people say
You must know some very odd people!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I think Sander is trying to tell us something about his "other" job.
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Programming is my other job
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still a shorter life span than some Microsoft Coding "features" I have seen
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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Plastic funds one hundred - crimson fashion king (6, 4)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I think you will be up tomorrow with this one - I can't even work out the definition
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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My work here is done!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Credit Card?
Credit Card = Plastic funds
C = one hundred
red = crimson
it = fashion
card = king (as in playing cards)
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"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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See? Not as hard as you thought!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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No but I was nowhere near
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Way it goes sometimes. Then you go "Oh boll...ther!" (or I do, anyway).
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It was so simple it was difficult
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Absolutely spot on!
You are up tomorrow - sorry for the delay in replying, but the lift table on my homemade router station just failed and I was busy swearing ... grawlix, grawlix, grawlix, grawlix!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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... Beach closed[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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A lawyer must have created that comic.
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