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Dalek Dave wrote: there is no comma in Latin
True, but that highlights the point that your Latin construction is incorrect, because where you'd want a comma after a clause in English, you should use the enclitic "que" suffix on the first word of the next clause.
But "O Mores Oque Tempora Oque How Ironic" sounds kinda woody.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dum imitatur ars vitae.
Imagine that.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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While it is imitating art it is life?
Surely Vitae imitatur ars?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Romanes eunt domus
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Gypsies eat doughnuts?
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Gypsies eat steal doughnuts?
FTFY!
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I would never say such things about the Roma. Not me. :whistle:
speramus in juniperus
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Furandi Gypsy illegitimis?
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No, I just don't want a twatting in a dark alley some night...
speramus in juniperus
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Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Sic Transit Gloria Mundi 1
1 - She was here yesterday, driving a Ford van
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Tuesday however was fine.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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So you're saying he's a dumb-arsed imitator, except Yoda-style?
Software Zen: delete this;
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He's became a victim, just like one of the hapless secondary victims in the game.
[Edit] He, being the fellow in the story, not DD.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Bigus Dickus.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Naughtius Maximus
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Incontinentia Buttocks
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Excuse me? Are you the Judean People's Front?
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F*** off! We're the People's Front of Judea!
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Throw him to the floor wrigorously centurion!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
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We recently closed down a server and started up a new one.
For most items the transition was seamless.
However, one little orphaned script in our ITS department was looking for a file in a directory that it could no longer reach. I received the help desk call. I checked the date on the file and the last time it was modified was September 8, 2009.
The application owner never had the job shut off.
For the past four years our ITS department has been grabbing the exact same file and printing a report.
O.o
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Ah, that's called learning from history.
It should be mandatory to read all reports from four years ago -- because it's damned sure that people were making the same mistakes then as they are now, and that all the "new" ideas put forward in meetings today have probably been proposed a dozen times in the past.
I'd promote the person responsible, for taking such initiative.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You should routinely stop all automatically generated reports from running, and then only reactivate those which someone complains about. And then only after asking them why they actually want it. More often than not the answer to that will be "because we always get it".
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Ya know, as little as 5 years ago I would have thought this was a joke.
But I've seen horrible horrible things and have finally come to terms that this kind of occasional disruption of 'fringe' production systems is absolutely necessary.
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