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Didn't they take out an injunction against you? All of 'em?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I presume you go an, auf, hinter, in, neben, über,unter, vor und zwischen...
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What does ignorance mean?
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Posting this on the CP lounge?
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Making it obvious by your reply to a post, that the joke went over your head is worse.
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Mirza Ghalib wrote: A beefy bloke from Newzealand and blonde too
Er...?
Bloke != Blonde
A bloke cannot be a blonde.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Dalek Dave wrote: A bloke cannot be a blonde.
My bad. He was blond.
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Mirza Ghalib wrote: play dumb
I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about
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Mirza Ghalib wrote: "Ghalib you going to help Tiffany with her new project. Show her the ropes. If the project fails I will hold you responsible".
I would have quit at that point.
I'd rather be phishing!
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I'd see what happens first. It's often an empty threat.
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Maximilien wrote: I would have quit at that point.
And yet he turned it into a promotion.
You've much to learn, young grasshopper.
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MehGerbil wrote: And yet he turned it into a promotion. By intentionally making the project fail no-less! Obviously Blonds DO follow an unfamiliar path in the business world.
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Mirza Ghalib wrote: But, I was on to a good thing. I perfected this to a fine art. I did so well at
it that I was soon promoted.
Your real name wouldn't happen to be Peter, would it...?
Currently reading: "Dead Beat", by Jim Butcher
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<a href="/Members/mirza">@Mirza</a>,
With all due respect you're wrong but only technically.
Ignorance in itself is not power. It's is the knowledge of ignorance, when and how to use it that is power.
Thus the original saying that Knowledge is Power reigns true its just that in this case its the knowledge of how and when to use ignorance that affords power.
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YSL
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| Knowledge of Knowledge | No Knowledge of Knowledge |
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| Knowledge of Ignorance | No Knowledge of Ignorance |
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There !!! I boxed all your out-of-box thinking.
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Real programmers don't use pointers... ............ they point fingers ...
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Funny but how is my post "Out of the box" thinking? Is it because my post (unlike trhe rest) was not a dick joke but a serious comment?
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The associate director of my department asked me to attend a meeting wherein my role would be to create a flow chart of the process the other 10 attendees were describing. Both of us had attended a process mapping class together. It was a great opportunity to demonstrate some mad skills.
Of course, the assumption going into the meeting was that there was a process to map.
That was a bad assumption.
After a two hour meeting all I had managed to put together was a sketch of 10 people trapped in a wind tunnel full of paper.
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Yeah, yer gonna have a bad time.
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Fortunately I've an associate director who recognized it as a quagmire.
We both backed slowly out of the room.
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NICE! Do good things for that person.
"Managers who understand" are a rare commodity.
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Be careful, to compensated for their obvious failure to create a process, you will be on the chopping block for not having adequate qualifications to map said missing process.
Edit: Next time, just draw the cloud.
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