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I'm looking to employ somebody, ideally they would have been looking for work for some time to ensure their eagerness. A fabricated tendency for a drink would be ideal as this would mean they fitted-in with the lads whilst not affecting their performance. Any ideas?
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Would they pay him enough for Gin consumption let alone travel etc.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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That's not the expensive bit: this is Pompey we're talking about. Think of the danger money! 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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PB 369,783 wrote: A fabricated tendency for a drink would be ideal
That's Nagy out of it then.
No fabrication there.
I have swilled gin with this man and he is a legend!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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See, even when I'm sober no one believes me.
It's enough to drive a man to drink...
speramus in juniperus
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So let me get this - your work force is made up of long term unemployed drinkers. Your organisation should be eligible for some kind of award from the Dept of Industry.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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What are you talking about?
That is the Dept of Industry!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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That's Replacement MQOTD...
A: I've always wondered, what's the devil look like?
B: Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork.
C: Oh, no. No, sir. He's white, as white as you folks, with empty eyes and a big hollow voice. He likes to travel around with a mean old hound. That's right.
There you go gents...
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Leslie Nielsen in Reinventing The Wheel. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Hm MQOTD is involved with author rights and you don't have right to use the name or similar to it in any kind except if your nick is V.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Hey! Portsmouth's not that bad!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As it happens there is a town south of here called Portsmouth,
so I thought of that first.
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I stood, Chamberlain like, with a piece of paper in my hand.
I argued for restraint but no answer was forthcoming so this household has now entered civil war.
The piece of paper in question was the Gas Bill.
Michelle put the central heating on last night.
I then turned it off and handed her a jumper.
Words were exchanged and so the annual "Let's see who is going to win" battle of the Central Heating is re-engaged.
I said it is not to go on until at least 1st October and she complains of being cold.
It will be a fraught fortnight as we battle each other.
Then, once the heating has been turned on it will be a series of 'Rotational Skirmishes' as she dials clockwise and I dial anticlockwise on the thermostat.
Women have no concept of cost.
I pointed out that she spends a lot of money on clothes so she should perhaps consider wearing some of them!
To be continued, ad nauseum, until March 2014.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Dalek Dave wrote: I pointed out that she spends a lot of money on clothes so she should perhaps consider wearing some of them!
Come bedtime, she shall remind you of that.
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At bedtime she shall have a fat teddy bear to keep her warm!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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I am rooting for you, but you already handed her a jumper, so she might not need anything else from you tonight.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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SoMad wrote: I am rooting for you
He's probably hoping to be able to do his own r... oh, never mind.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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ChrisElston wrote: do his own r... oh, never mind.
race?
riddle?
rooting?
running?
revolution?
rolling?
reason?
Am I getting close? 
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What if his wife has a reason[#3]
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I don't know who added that as an idiomatic use of "reason", but it's not; that's just politeness.
You'll never hear a woman say "I've got my reasons, this week".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I don't know who added that as an idiomatic use of "reason",
I bet you it was a guy that is single (for a reason it seems)
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