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I say, Old Chap, has something perchance crawled up your pantaloons?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bestrewth, ye be late on duty.
We sailed from Valparaiso on the midnight tide and were discussing the high matters of ITLAPD bare 8 hours since.
Then twas time for the grog!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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The shame of it all. I missed the tide. In my defence I was searching for my wooden legs, all three of them. A buxom wench who was staggering around like a Portsmouth whore politely requested if I would give her satisfaction afore I left. She had jugs the size of grog barrels but give me the grog.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Thank ye. My parrot forgot to warn me that it was the 19th. Aaaaargh!
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"Bossy boots and silly frock later on"(7,5)
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Arrrrrr arrrr.
Someone else can fill in the details.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you know the answer why don't you give it ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Control freak. Anagram frock later on
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Bossy boots and
silly frock later on == ANAG(FROCKLATERON)
CONTROL FREAK
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Damn! those guys were too quick, I was still trying to finish off this:
trick turkey round one silly quack perfectionist (7,5)
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Arr! We bin up all marnin' a polishin' the plank in case the Cap'n needs Ee!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
He: You have a face... Como un burro.
She: Oh! Well, thank you!
Which movie?
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I've decided I'm going to be horrible, and not take part, today.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You´re despicable!
modified 19-Sep-13 3:57am.
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Me?
But it's true. Many have tried to spic me, but all have failed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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answer to Modified MQOTD: Elmer Fudd To Bugs Bunny???
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Or, as the German census taker said, seeing the pile of returned forms: "That's all volks!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Boom, Tish!![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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Carry on... Jack
speramus in juniperus
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"A dozen boogie robots. Boogie! Look at this! Watch me."
"Cookie robots! I said cookie robots! *sigh* Ah, why are you so... old?!"
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I thought for sure there was a Paris movie here.
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