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Going by the reply to "Who's your Daddy?", I think they're shouting "Griff!"
speramus in juniperus
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Nah, I couldn't service that many.
Well, not in one go...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Hiroshi Yamauchi, the man who ran Nintendo for more than 50 years, overseeing the creation of Super Mario, Donkey Kong and Zelda, has died aged 85.
It seems like only yesterday I was playing Donkey Kong...
...oh, it was.
speramus in juniperus
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It seems like only yesterday I was playing Zelda...
Actually, yesterday I was playing Zelda with the children.
RIP ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Link, or it didn't happen.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Actually our hero's name is 'Siro'.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Link, or it didn't happen.
Next time we will put up a sign for the gifted so everybody is aware that the link is in the name inside the block qoute ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
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Guess he missed that 1-Up 
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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Words fail me. They really do. Source[^]
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I think it is brilliant idea.
Instead of having to carry a small dog myself, I get an attractive, fit young lady to do it for me!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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There is one big problem. Creator of that gizmo must be sued for Blonde discrimination. If the Animal will testify, we may press for Animal cruelty.
I mean Blondes were created by God Almighty to market stupid ideas and this one is a blonde of all stupid ideas.
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And when she collapses to her knees with exhaustion then the inner dog in me will take over. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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They've been around for ages[^].
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Oooo! That's nasty! 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Walk the dog certainly has a new meaning...
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It's sad.. sure tomorrow we can see a little baby instead of small puppy
Ranjan.D
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Gotta be Calif. that's the dumbest idea well you know...
I could see me around her waste though. 
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Mike Hankey wrote: I could see me around her waste though.
That unfortunate mis-spelling makes you appear to be sort of creepy. 
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Beat me to it!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Hold on fella get in line.
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Didn't even notice that. Yeah it does sound kinda strange doesn't it, but reminds me of a joke
A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said, "Automotive, aisle
15." The man asked, "How did you know I was here to get oil?"
The Greeter replied, "That's my job."
Another man walked in and the Greeter said, "Sporting goods,
aisle 28."
The man asked, "How did you know I wanted fishing supplies?
The Greeter replied, "That's my job."
A woman walked in and the Greeter said, "Tampons, aisle 5."
The woman said, "No, I'm here for hemorrhoid medicine."
The Greeter said, "Damn, I missed it by an inch!"
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So it's a dog's-bum bag?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: dog's-bum bag
Don't be so vulgar!
It's a dog's fanny pack. 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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