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And there are new rules: http://i.imgur.com/DwQOb69.jpg[^]
Be sure you implement these in all new applications... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Ex!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Time to change your password ...
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Speaking of the blood of a virgin...
<war_story>
A long time ago on an air force base not too far away, I was a VAX system manager at the base computer center. We were having a CRAY 1M installed. I made the observation we needed to find a virgin operator to sacrifice on it before first power-up. Everyone laughed, not at the joke, but at the notion of a virgin operator (our night shift was notorious).
</war_story>
Software Zen: delete this;
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I keep applying for a job as a street sweeper. I am having no luck, I'm sure my application keeps getting brushed aside... 
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Quote: I keep applying for a job as a street sweeper.
That's better than being a vacuum salesman. They really suck.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I once knew a vacuum cleaner salesman. He was a real dirt bag.
/ravi
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When I was a kid I told my parents I wanted to be an archer when I grew up. They said I should aim higher.
/ravi
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Consider becoming a mortician: your clients are dying to see you.
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I wouldn't it's a dead end job
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That's just Hearse-say!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Steady on, or I'll have a bone to pick with you.
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Folks, this thread has no life left in it. Consider it dead and buried. Continuing it would be a grave mistake. It doesn't have a prayer.
/ravi
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Like beating a dead horse?
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I have a dead horse for sale quite cheap
oh wait a minute I have been told off for flogging a dead horse
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You must be stuck like glue[^].
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I think that joke has saled.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: a grave mistake
Isn't that when they bury someone in the wrong grave? 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I think it's when they bury the wrong person in the right grave. 
/ravi
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If you want a real dead-end job, look for work as a grave digger.
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but thats so boring, dead boring in fact
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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On the surface maybe. But you never know what you might dig up at work.
/ravi
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My parents wanted me to be a photographer but I never pictured myself as one.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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I think you may have been too hasty. You should've seen what develops.
/ravi
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I thought that was negative.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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