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And then what happened?
Please don't keep us hanging on.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Not sure about you, but I'm happy to wait until at least the heat death of the universe to hear the end of the fart story.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I had a letter to post.
I waited for the rain to cease, but it didn't. So I went to the post-box in the deluge as I felt I couldn't wait a I knew there was something I liked about the 140-char cut-off point!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart.
all of a sudden I have gone off my chocolate muffin
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I'll have it!
speramus in juniperus
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Sounds like you already have a chocolate muffin.
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I am slowly warming up. I turned the chair to the radiator and I have my legs stuck right up to it. The sun has come put, the birds are cheeping [or at least coughing melodically] and I soon have to go and pick up the grils.
speramus in juniperus
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Hopefully you had a shower first.
Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo.
- Harvey
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It wasn't that bad.
It was just the thought that struck me - "I need a fart, ah not a fart" - that I found funny.
speramus in juniperus
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Quote: "I need a fart, ah sh*t"
FTFY
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And to think Pat's cat is black. Sheesh
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: It wasn't a fart. What was it?
Did you hiccup?
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None of that happened to me.
I was walking my dogs before I went to work this morning. The weather was spectacular 23°C (74°F) and not a cloud in the sky. I felt the same kind of pressure you mention and since I was right by the ripe-smelling-dog-poop-bin, I figured I would be safe, so I released the pressure...Nothing but air.
Hope you have dried off by now.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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MISHITTING
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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KSS-safe? shouldn't it be MIS-HITTING as my attempt to play golf?
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I read two s'es instead of one, you'll get quite a different meaning then.
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Don't get the "leads to a fault"
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Dalek Dave wrote: MISHITTING
Are you sh!tting me?
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I'm looking through some code this morning, and I found the following identifier: TncService_TachStamp
I must inadvertently watch too much reality TV.
I read it as TncService_TrampStamp .
Software Zen: delete this;
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So that's what you call "reality tv", eh?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Greg King ----- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Actually, I call it "white trash glory" TV .
Software Zen: delete this;
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I spent way too many years partying with that slice of society to want to relive it on the boob tube.
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As side note, it is the very first time I see both the underscore and the capital letters in a naming convention.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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You cannot imagine all the horrors hidden out there.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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