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Goat's Cheese Shortage[^]
More importantly, will there be enough Roquefort for me?
(Yes I know it is Ewe's milk in Roquefort).
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Roquefort
It's because of traitors like you that Lymeswold bombed*.
* An alternative reason could be that it was cr@p.
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Perhaps you should try and milk it[^] for all that its worth? 
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Isn't it a coincidence that the shortage comes right as the holidays are coming up?
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Holidays?
I had my holidays back in June.
2 weeks in Jamaica with my Lady Dalek and her Lady Dalek Bumps.
Too cold for a holiday now.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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You should write a letter about it!
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: should write a letter
And send it by the royal mail!! (see thread bellow) 
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Parhaps the goat is stuck in the mail as well!
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Dalek Dave wrote: Roquefort
I love that cheese, especially after a fine dinner.. And with a good glas of Bordeaux wine..
[Edit]Fixed spelling[/Edit]
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modified 14-Oct-13 9:51am.
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vonb wrote: a good glas of Bordeau wine
I'd call it a glass of Bordeaux until after the second bottle, then your spelling might creep in.
speramus in juniperus
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Have even been there.. Ok, it's my Monday spelling.. Still, for me Bordeaux are part of the best in the world..
[Edit]Rechecked spelling.. Record of spelling errors: two of them in the same word..[/Edit]
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vonb wrote: Botdeaux
FFS! How much have you drunk? To the nearest case. 
speramus in juniperus
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Bl***dy Kezboard.. (ooops, another one!!) No, I didn't drink yet (will come soon..), it's just the keyboard not responding so well (typing too fast for the Terminal Servers...)
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My keyboard is set-up for both English(UK) and Hungarian. The most noticeable difference is that it swaps Z and Y, so when I'm happz zou'll know what's happened. 
speramus in juniperus
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Looks like it's time for someone to organise a concert. CheeseAid.
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They have been a private company since Wednesday and the service has got worse!
1.00pm and still no post delivered.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Mine came on time; Pat gets here around 11 every day. Everything's for me today, well they are bills. 
speramus in juniperus
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arnt they on strike (again)!
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That's nothing.
I know of one private company that took weeks just to upload its web-site.
It would have been quicker to carry the files to the server in a bucket.
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Hey, that was technical issues beyond my control!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Ah, I see.
The wrong kind of leaves/snow/rain/workers (delete as applicable).
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They probably used a shopping cart instead of a bucket. This makes it more difficult to bring the files down the stairs to the server room...
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... And then he stuck a "Stannah" label on the shopping cart, and put it up for sale for 3,000 quid.
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Last Thursday I received two small packages, where only the house number and town was the same as mine: the name, street and postcode were all clearly different. Obviously the system had collapsed overnight, or the postmen's guide dogs* were having an off day.
* - "seeing-eye dogs" for people who say that sort of thing
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