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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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In time, yes, but tonight, just one!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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That's what she said!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Neither?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Buy a book instead...
Will Rogers never met me.
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I have a book already.
It's a red one.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Doesn't it clash with the bucket?
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Have you looked inside?
Was it just naughty pictures, or were there some words, too?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Is it Liber Novus[^], or 毛主席语录[^]?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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If he is caught the second one, his beloved Conservative Club will tar and feather him, before running him out of town on a rail...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Dalek Dave wrote: It's a red one. When you red it, what'd it say?
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+5 I like that answer.
As an accountant I imagine he feels like he is in the books all the time though.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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There is a difference between being in something, and cooking it.
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Paraphrasing Dr. Henry Jones, "It tells me that goose-stepping accountants like himself should try reading books instead of BURNING them!".
Software Zen: delete this;
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Viva Pinata
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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You could just donate the money to charity and get a lovely warm feeling inside.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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COD.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Code On Delivery?
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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No No, Fish and chips
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Then you don't want this plaice - you want CodProject.
Skate over there and you might be the sole user - just dab at your keyboard and I'm sure you'll find it. Mullet over for a while.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I think you hooked that good.
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Net quite - I trout I missed a few, but my herring isn't as good as when I was a spratt.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OK, hands down, you've tromped me in the dirt for making bad puns.
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Scrabble.
bill
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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