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I left that on my signature to explain for general mess ups, but for some reason since the site changed layout a while back, the signature apears as part of the message for me
I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english. (if you want we can speak in C# or VB.Net =p)
"Given the chance I'd rather work smart than work hard." - PHS241
"'Sophisticated platform' typically means 'I have no idea how it works.'"
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You could edit your signature a little and perhaps put an <h> at the top.
Also, if I may suggest (as an Englishman with a better than average grasp of the language), you should change: Quote: I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english... to:
I'm Brazilian; English and other human languages in general aren't my best skills so I apologise for my less than perfect English...
However, your English seems pretty fair to me - at least you are perfectly understandable.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I humbly accept your suggestions.
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I'm Brazilian; English and other human languages in general aren't my best skills so I apologise for my less than perfect English...
"Given the chance I'd rather work smart than work hard." - PHS241
"'Sophisticated platform' typically means 'I have no idea how it works.'"
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How did he learn how to program?
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well, that's the thing, i think he learned with delphi and then VB.Net, but he has alread worked with C#
I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english. (if you want we can speak in C# or VB.Net =p)
"Given the chance I'd rather work smart than work hard." - PHS241
"'Sophisticated platform' typically means 'I have no idea how it works.'"
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that's odd,
even in delphi the [] are used when creating arrays.... anyway, punch him until the <> become []...
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
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Sentenryu wrote: "Oh, that's an array? i thought arrays were declared with <>, like list<int>"
Does he work on Obamacare?
Marc
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...your shirt has more Xs than Taylor Swift.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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...the last time you saw 90210 it was on the bathroom scales.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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...I am sick of throwing welcome party when you turn around.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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...I took a photo of you last Christmas...
...and it's still printing.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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If I had to pick the five fattest people I know you would be three of them.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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....can you move to the stern of the ship so we can get the prop back in the water.
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That's a big ass, 20 or 30 thousand tons.
BTW, I remember when I watched Titanic and the old lady at the start of the film said it sunk.
I felt that rather spoilt the film, giving the ending away like that was a bad move on the part of the director.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: I felt that rather spoilt the film, giving the ending away like that was a bad move on the part of the director.
On hindsight, no one would be interested in watching a movie about a ship that didn't sink.
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What do Cher and Joan Rivers have in common?
Plastic Surgeon
Sorry pulling an all nighter and a little punchy.
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What is amazing is that Joan Collins is 80
Here is a pic[^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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The wonders of modern medicine.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Here is a pic[^]
Do you remember Jack Nicholson playing The Joker in Batman? THAT look.
speramus in juniperus
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That's only half of Joan Collins.
The rest ended up in an incinerator.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I would probably find that funny if I had any idea what it meant.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"'Is it possible to abandon ship' is heard from the bridge."(10)
Not too hard if you think about it.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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"Can't I/he leave her?"
CANTILEVER.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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