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I see the next redneck sport coming out of this.
"Hay Cletus! Let's order up some o dem ladies 'undies an' shoot dem Amerzons outta da sky when dey comes!"
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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...so Amazon arm their delivery vehicles in response...and SkyNet is born...
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Underneath, it's a hyper-alloy combat chassis, microprocessor-controlled. Fully armored; very tough. But outside... it's a harmless delivery vehicle - grown for the cyborgs.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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And every script kiddie with a remote is going to try and hack these. Between them and the redneck I'd be surprised if the idea flies!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Of course, they'll be totally unhackable, and will never fall from the sky.
It's just marketing bollocks, to get their name in the news.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Too late:
A British company has demonstrated a prototype device capable of stopping cars and other vehicles using a blast of electromagnetic waves.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this building."
"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."
The man below replies, "You must work in management."
"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*
"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."
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I got to "hot" and knew the punchline, Leslie would be proud.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Leslie would be proud.
Well he would be if he wasn't dead!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I got to "hot", and then my mind seemed to wander to something completely different... And it wasn't chocolate!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Greg King ----- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin, Actress
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I never said i was original with this one
But I promise the next joke will be an original masterpiece!
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CBadger wrote: I never said i was original with this one
Are you declaring that you are reposting here
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I neither acknowledge nor decline any accusations aimed towards me regarding the post i made
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I hope you are saying the truth otherwise you will be treated as a spammer in the eyes of the CP community.
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I am no spammer sir, merely uninformed of what has and what has not been posted in the never ending pool of CP Lounge
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You can always do a little thing called search at least by title.
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I provide a summary search link...
modified 3-Dec-13 4:29am.
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محمد م. محمد wrote: a summery search link
Well that's nice, given it's currently winter.
(I think you meant a summary search link.)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: it's currently winter. Not in Australia.
/ravi
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It's winter everywhere that matters.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Tough crowd. Mmm gotta get an original funny joke soon. I must be accepted into the CP-Critics for jokes community asap
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I remember Leslie Nielsen telling this joke in the prequel to Airplane, sometime around 1970 IIRC.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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