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If Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were both drowning and you only had time to save one, what kind of sandwich would you make?
I just wish the elephanting wind and rain would stop, I haven't known such a persistent period of bad weather to batter these shores for such a long time. At least we aren't getting it as bad as some places. Well, we maybe are, but we are used to it 
I really just wish it would get a few Deg C colder so that the rain will turn to snow like it should be!
Oh, and for those back to work today, nae luck, at least it will nearly be time to go home. My kiddiewinkles go back to school tomorrow and the wife goes back to work. I might make an appearance in the office this week, but more likely go back on Monday, then offshore to my new platform on the Wednesday.
In the meantime, I am battling with 3 wii remotes that aren't working, they left them so long the batteries leaked inside. So with new batteries in, they only partially work. Strip down and clean up will hopefully do the trick, but they use some stupid screw head, so opening them might be a challenge!
modified 6-Jan-14 11:48am.
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DaveAuld wrote: If Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were both drowning
Had me worried there. Personal I like a good Rubin.
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A bacon sandwich. *DUH*
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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DING DING DING DING.........WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
That is of course the only accepted answer! 
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You need a dictionary.
I leave the exercise as to why one is needed to the class.
Homework by Friday please and permission slips for the school outing to Helga's House of Pain need to be handed in to Mr Vilmos before the 23rd of February.
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After you have removed the dictionary from your @rse is that it fixed?
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I cannot possibly fit a dictionary up my @rse there is a thesaurus up there already.
BTW
I saw a blue plaque attached to a house in Soho.
It said "This is the house in which Peter Mark Roget Lived (Dwelt, Abided, Inhabited)"
Nice to see someone with a good sense of humour!
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Um. You do realize we have an Indian member with the username "rse", don't you?
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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I certainly do not want an Indian Member up my @rse
Or in fact any member at all!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Monolemma as per my answer upthread.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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How will he look it up if he can't spell it? 
Will Rogers never met me.
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For years I have used the saying "Wonderful thing a dictionary, if you know how to spell."
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DaveAuld wrote: but they use some stupid screw head, so opening them might be a challenge!
My solution to said condition is the Dremel Moto Tool. A cutting disk on the tool cuts a nice screw-driver friendly slot in the top of pretty much anything.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I did see them on Ebay, I have found that a flat blade of the correct width will happily sit into two of the wings and works ok.
I'll still maybe order one up just in case!
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Same with any security screw - they are pretty easy to "bodge" out, but a PITA to get back in!
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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DaveAuld wrote: If Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were both drowning and you only had time to save one, what kind of sandwich would you make?
BTO of course...Bacon, Tomato and onion
DaveAuld wrote: I just wish the elephanting wind and rain would stop,
It has rained here, off and on for days the wind has been howling.
I woke up this morning and it was 61 and rain, now (noon) it clear and 46F and supposed to drop into single digit, with wind chill by morning and be cold all week. The people here say they haven't seen this for 10-11 years.
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DaveAuld wrote: I haven't known such a persistent period of bad weather to batter these shores for such a long time.
Tell me about it. 23c here and it is supposed to be summer!
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Those who regularly listen to The News Quiz on The Home Service will be aware of Mr Hoggart.
Sadly he died yesterday.
A very funny man, he will be missed, and 67 is far too young.
Wiki[^]
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RIP.
Dalek Dave wrote: 67 is far too young.
For Hoggart, agreed.
Yet, for some, 67 is far too old.
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Because it's a slow news day.
Clickety[^] [BBC]
/ravi
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Quote: Australia police free naked man stuck in washing machine
Because it's a slow news day.
Wait, what? You're saying they would not have freed him had it been a busy news day? Wow, that guy is lucky.
Badum!
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Are washing machines mentioned in the Kamasutra?
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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