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I was walking through the jungle with a local tribesman when I happened upon a lizard, standing up in its hind legs telling jokes.
”that lizards pretty funny” I said to the tribesman.
”that’s no lizard” he replied. “It’s a stand up chameleon”
I’ll see myself out
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You just can't make this sh*t up.
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groan
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Two TX guys were in barber shop.
One of them was bragging: "My ranch is so big it takes me 1/2 day to drive across it."
The other says: "Yep, I used to have a truck like that once."
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
modified 26-Sep-22 19:10pm.
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Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'm a man of constant sorrow... 🎶
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Now now David ( patron saint of Wales )
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Hey, it's no secret, Tom Jones keeps on singing. He is amazing.
Only the Welsh can claim such a singer. My wife's favorite.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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You might think it rare that Wales could produce a singer like Tom Jones but….
It’s not unusual!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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good one.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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BTW Lead singer for Bad Finger is Welsh.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
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He was a Liverpudlian actually
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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You are correct but in Welsh band, if memory serves.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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