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QED[^]
Video link - not safe for work, not safe for anything, come to think of it...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: The UK has more obese women than any other country in Europe, according to European Union figures.
I'd like to see some of those European Union figures.
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Internet companies will kill this project
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It's not really WiFi - it's unidirectional, from the satellites to the consumers. So it's really a broadcast system: you can't use it to "browse" unless the page you are looking for is actively being transmitted.
So it's less "internet access worldwide" and more "selected data broadcast".
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: selected data ad & spam broadcast
FTFY
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Unidirectional trasmission would work for free world wide pizza.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Probably not - the cheese-and-meat-thing wouldn't go down too well in Israel, and Dominos would probably recruit a mercenary army (on heavily armoured mopeds, natch) to prevent the consumption.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Stop being all sensible and everything!
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"The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."
I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me there.
Normal non-serious behaviour will continue after this message from our sponsor.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I should bloody well hope so, and mention sheep to stop anyone getting suspicious.
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Baaaaah. Humbug.
Life is too shor
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Shirley there was a missing after ?
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OriginalGriff wrote: selected data broadcast CEEFAX for the 21st Century.
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This is why I fitted a condom to both aerials of my router this morning.
And rubbed it with Goose-grease and camphorated oil, then covered it with a piece of flannel just to be sure.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Should we ask why you had all those things handy?
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Sheep like the smell and textures...
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Goose fat makes excellent roast potatoes;
Camphorated oil is good as a rub for chesty coughs;
A flannel is good for washing ones face in the morning.
The condoms I will leave to your imagination!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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This is really bugging me.
I'm building a component that is basically a message broker.
The broker has a set of services, which in turn have agents for different messages that are actually dealt with by plug in process components.
I'm happy with the way it sits together, but I am not happy with the names I have:
- Broker = top level component. It was called Server, but that doesn't sit with Service
- Service = logical grouping of message agents that can talk directly to each other [there is a separate protocol for out of server interfacing]
- Agent = handles individual messages including their state
- Process = plug-ins to process different messages; this is where all the business logic lives.
I just think the names could be better. The whole thing is set up with config, so these names become important; well I think they do. Any suggestions?
Go on then, trivialise the whole thing and suggest I just call them John, Paul, George and Ringo.
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What about gin, vodka, rum and beer ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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