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I typed out intestate but couldn't think why it would be right beyond the in test bit so didn't post.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I read today that Oscar "Pistolrius" Pistorius is making a habit of being sick in court and he was given a green bucket to cotch-up in. He womited just the other day and he womited today.
A couple of years ago, there was the rugby bloodgate scandal[^] and I wonder if Oscar is doing something similar? Is he eating a Big Mac before entering court; that would be enough to make you want to puke just thinking of it? Does he have a hidden emetic up his sleeve that he swallows at the right time?
Is this his sickgate scandal?
Meanwhile, back at the news desk...
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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There's never been a better time and place a good
Schadenfreude
Let's hope he makes good friends in prison.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: He womited just the other day and he womited today.
Did Russel Brand tell you this?
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Not Wussel Brand and neither Jonathan Woss. Mebbe a wabbit told me.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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For some unknown reason, Minimus says "wommit" as well. She has no lisp and is under strict instructions not to do cute, but wommit remains.
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If only Spitting Image was still around...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Why Mac? Isn't he rich enough to go to steers or spurs?
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He wanted an Apple...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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He is sick. Who adds apple to burger?
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Burgers grilled over apple wood chips are great!
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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The same guy who puts pineapple on pizza, I suspect...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Both my wife and daughter have pineapple on their pizza. I have learned to tolerate pineapple on my pizza. On occaision I will entertain myself by flicking the pineapple off my slice onto their plates, apparently I am the only one who is amused.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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OK, so you thought Sharknado[^] was a bit unlikely. And lots of people thought it was total rubbish: 3.4/10 at IMDB says a lot.
But now:
(roll on the drums)
...they announce...
(building up the tension here)
...the latest in the series...
(sandwich on the piano)
...Avalanche Sharks[^]
Yes, you read that right. An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls. On a mountain.
Don't believe me? http://www.fangoria.com/new/exclusive-trailer-avalanche-sharks/[^]
Who thinks up this drivel? Who the heck finances it?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Most likely.
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I suspect a crack-and-acid combo, myself.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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At this level of improbability? I would rather go for acid, at a massive dose...
[Flags]
public enum Bool {
True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
}
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Looks good, hey?!
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Still more believable then A Chaste Life with Paris Hilton
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Yeah - but they never made that one!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Beat this![^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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OriginalGriff wrote: An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls.
How do I meet these girls?
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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First, catch your shark...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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