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I was up before dawn.
I was crossing the street to get a ladder from the service garage.
I was going to use the ladder to fix a street light.
Anyways, some guy half - asleep at the wheel no doubt - roars up on me and nearly hits me with his car.
I wrote down the license and reported him for reckless driving.
My friends on the police force are looking for him now.
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The perp may be right underneath your nose: [^].
“The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet
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That was exactly my thought.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Were you wearing dark clothes? 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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"You voted 5. Rating now 1.8 (votes: 2)"
Whoever reported this as abuse is Twat.
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Twit is more kid sister friendly than tw*t.
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Blocked 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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You're gonna need £11.50 - there is postage as well!
A few years ago, my credit card company sent me £20 worth of vouchers as a "thank you" for switching to paperless billing. Unfortunately, the nearest shop that took them was in Cardiff, and it would have cost me more than £20 to spend them. So I stuck them up on FleaBay for a 99p starter. And two weeks later sold them, for £19.50 plus £2.50 postage... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It also utterly fails to explain what the offside rule is to someone who doesn't already know. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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That was exactly my thought. I should know 
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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A post below reminded me of this track[^]
except for the lyrics, which sound like something a 13 year old dreamed up, a classic track that makes my fingers ache just thinking about playing it!
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Is that some kind of reference to All Along the Watchtower?
(I can't listen while at work)
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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I'd imagine that on a rating of 1-5 (stars), 3 should be regarded as average. Because of that, I rarely vote at all simply because I don't feel I should have to comment because I think somethings average - surely that should be the norm. This can only skew the star rating towards 4-5 stars, making it utterly meaningless.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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But surely, an "average" vote is what "most people give it".
My latest article has:
Views: 11,390 Rating: 4.93/5 Votes: 79 Popularity: 9.35
Which means that only 0.7% of people voted at all. Hence the "average" vote is not 3: it's nothing, nada, sod all, no vote at all. Which doesn't need a comment!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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But it doesn't really work like that, strangely. It's more like this:
5: good
4: not good
3 or lower: absolute sh*t
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This is a very average point of view.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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If you care to plumb the morass of voting/reputation on QA: I suggest this as a fast-acting emetic:
"Is a vote of #3 on a QA post a down-vote ?[^].
“The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet
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That's what I thought, a neutral vote - in which case it should not require a comment to my mind.
I'll just stop voting, because (as with politics), there's no point voting in a rigged system.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Agree. Mandatory comments are the reason I stopped voting.
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The goal of the rating system is to encourage praise or encourage suggestions to make it better. If you like an article an upvote encourages the author. If you're not up-voting then it means there's something you don't like about an article in which case we want you to give your 5c on what needs to be improved.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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We have a series of department meetings this week and yesterday, the manager brought in Dunkin' Donuts. Being in the Carolinas (live in South Carolina, work in North Carolina), the regional favourite is Krispy Kreme.
Something I said caused the new intern to ask where I was from.
I said I was originally from Northern Ontario.
Realizing I was from Canada, she exclaimed, "Tim Horton's! Oh, they are so good!!!". I agree with her, but they are not available here.
So, which of these do you prefer?
Tim
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Neither, it's either a home made ring doughnut with nothing but sugar fresh from fryer or a jammy one from the bakers.
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Krispy Kreme's are addictive, they are so good!
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Tim Carmichael wrote: So, which of these do you prefer?
Bacon.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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