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Fine. If you must post baby jokes, at least post dead baby jokes, such as this classic from the 70s:
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
... It was stapled to the chicken.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
modified 28-Mar-14 13:28pm.
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As a punch line, I find that strangely lacking: "Why did the dead baby cross the road?
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions."
Nope, sorry, I don't get it...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Welcome back. Now you need to apply some color to your username as you had before.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I say, how does one apply colors and stuff?
I've been wondering for some time.
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I believe it is done by using some HTML in your username.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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You we're gone???
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Welcome back, ever find out why you were band? Did you round house kick someone?
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Reckon it was 'cos he punched the wife one time too many.
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I still think that PTW is going to catch on. I just have to keep it going.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Time will tell. Though, I'd advise against holding your breathe on that particular one.
Glad to see the un-ban button got pressed on your account.
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I suppose it is the other way round!!!
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Some people can't take a joke.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Yeah I know, but I just ignore them.
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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loctrice wrote: Some people can't take a joke. Particularly when they are force-fed rotten ones daily.
“Use the word 'cybernetics,' Norbert, because nobody knows what it means. This will always put you at an advantage in arguments.” Claude Shannon (Information Theory scientist): letter to Norbert Weiner of M.I.T., circa 1940
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BillWoodruff wrote: force-fed
Can't be talking about me. The option to not look is most surely there. Not to mention I posted them in the soap box.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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I never speak about anyone personally.
“Use the word 'cybernetics,' Norbert, because nobody knows what it means. This will always put you at an advantage in arguments.” Claude Shannon (Information Theory scientist): letter to Norbert Weiner of M.I.T., circa 1940
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BillWoodruff wrote: I never speak about anyone personally.
BillWoodruff wrote: I'd feel a deep sense of relief if you and DeathByChocolate took yourselves offline, as in to a small island somewhere with no internet connection. Perhaps on Bora Bora, or the like, you could bore yourselves to death.
I am reminded of the old adage "Never say never".
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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I see the Lounge has its Madame Defarge:
“The basin fell to the ground broken, and the water flowed to the feet of Madame Defarge. By strange stern ways, and through much staining of blood, those feet had come to meet that water.”
Book the Third, Chapter 14
“Use the word 'cybernetics,' Norbert, because nobody knows what it means. This will always put you at an advantage in arguments.” Claude Shannon (Information Theory scientist): letter to Norbert Weiner of M.I.T., circa 1940
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I see the Lounge has its Madame Defarge said the Marquis St. Evrémonde
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Même si je comprends votre alphabétisation apparente, j'ai l'honneur de vous informer, Madame, que je suis le Marquis de Sade.
Saint Evrémonde est un imposteur bourgeoise, et arriviste, un homme sans subtilité que ce soit. Bien sûr, je ne répète ce que de son épouse m'a dit que j'ai apprécié ses faveurs.
Des fessées heureux ! M. de S.
“Use the word 'cybernetics,' Norbert, because nobody knows what it means. This will always put you at an advantage in arguments.” Claude Shannon (Information Theory scientist): letter to Norbert Weiner of M.I.T., circa 1940
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Mike Hankey wrote: ever find out why you were band?
Band, banned ... Is that now the same thing? It is getting really hard to keep up
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Your right, it's hard to sea these changes happening in ower lifetimes.
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Hey loctrice, glad to see you're back. (Or maybe you were under another account, and I have not noticed).
Still fighting ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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