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Yea, but you need to get to them before the shepherds
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Even less in Luton...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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When I use a Co-op cash machine I am always asked to 'consider the environment' before I'm asked if I want to print a receipt.
When I use a Barclays Machine I am encouraged to print a receipt for my chance to win Premier League Tickets on the back.
It's always amused me that the good intentions of one is being nullified by the other.
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It's just that you're a lousy customer, so I told my staff to make it hard for ya!
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Democratic Union passing trifle,(9)
Not as hard as it should be.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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You are not just supposed to through out a random set of letters hoping it is the right answer, you are also supposed to show the solution.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Shoot and hope for the best
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The US Marine Corps slogan!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: through
Oops.
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Oh, the shame!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Democratic - D
Union - ALLIANCE
passing trifle - DALLIANCE - trifling with someone's affections.
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Well Done!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Wiki[^]
A good long life and what a story!
However, when it comes to the reading of the Will it may take some time.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Great mind long lived person with dignity.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Yee-haw. I'm feeling very into sisters right now.
Which movie?
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Two Mules For Sister Sara?
Very good movie by the way, but all Shirley Maclaine does the whole movie is sit on her ass...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Nuns on The Run
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Game of Thrones
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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Two Mules for Sister Act II - Nuns on The Run
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Wassat? You rerunning "The Best of Johnny J." today?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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He's playing it safe by combining all of our answers... No original ideas, you know...
[EDIT] Either that or no gin [/EDIT]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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If he's out of Gin I would consider that a national emergency!!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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