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Stolen, distributed amongst the devs at work and posted on FB.
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M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Now do I or do I not have the cojones to send that to my boss.
I wonder.
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I was in that exact situation last Friday and kept getting interrupted by the same twat through the day about a poxy video conferencing system.
Eventually I gave up on what I was working on, swore very loudly and pressed the eject button.....
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Yay!! Happy monday morning to everyone... I've just started my week editing code written by an intern back in 2006...
Is there someone out there who's starting his/her week worst than me?
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My week started with a visit to the dentist. Probably not the worst way to start a week, but still pretty crappy.
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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Not the worst way? What could possibly be worse?
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Alimentary my dear Watson.
You could be visiting your proctologist.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Or you find out the hard way, that your dentist moonlights as a proctologist
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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SoMad wrote: that your dentist moonlights as a proctologist
... 'moonlights' .... that must be handy for him!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Well, as a proctologist he needs to be handy
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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You've put your finger on it there!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Yeah, thanks for offering me that opening.
And don't accept any chocolates he might offer you.
[I'll get my coat]
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
modified 12-May-14 6:17am.
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SoMad wrote: I'll get my coat Might as well, you're just making an ass of yourself here, it would seem...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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SoMad wrote: Or you find out the hard way, that your dentist moonlights as a proctologist
...or that someone else's proctologist is learning a new trade as your dentist.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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I'm fixing some code I wrote myself in 2007...
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Well you know everything about fixing old legacy code, don't you.
At least I know that no one else has touched the code I need to fix.
I'm even happy enough to know that it's MS that broke it, not me.
That said, I'm still having a load of forehead slapping moments here.
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As you get older, you get more legacy.
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I am sitting at my office waiting for a replacement machine..My machine broke down on friday afternoon (which is probably nice way to end a week and start a weekend..). They are yet to replace my machine..half a day gone by...
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Time machine?
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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it would have been better than my machine!!
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Well, I started at a doctor's appointment (not the dentist).. Took more time to drive to the doctor's place than the actual appointment..
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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If that can be of a cheer up, I guess you would not want to change jobs with @glennPattonWork lately.
What language are you coding in ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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