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Nagy Vilmos wrote: DeathByChocolate wrote: now what was I doing?
Eating 'salad' 'chocolate'
FTFY
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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I'm on-line therefore I am.
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@DeathByChocolatee had the name here first.
They will have to be Member98765432 or something like that.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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I'm on-line therefore I am.
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...other people who died Today that didn't help make a film.
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Giger didn't just "help make a film": he was a painter and sculptor of rare talent, one who could make recognizable (and very odd) artworks. He will be missed (by some, including me) as much as Dali is / was.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: He will be missed (by some, including me) as much as Dali is / was.
Me too! I don't miss Dali either!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Philistine!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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What has the occupied territory got to do with this?
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Well the whole situation there does seem somewhat surreal...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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HR Giger[^]
I presume he was not chased down dark tunnels before having an embryonic crab face rape him and implant an egg...
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dave, tone it down mate. This is the lounge.
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Well, said, Lord Dave of Dalek,
Giger's thanatoptic art held up a clammy mirror to the necrophiliac darkness of the age of terror's hyper-sexualized violence-obsessed popular culture, with its eroticization of weapons, its ever younger-and-younger anorexic models simulating the metaphor of prepubescence corrupted.
In other words, he was a weird old perv, but his art can really help you get into morbid, if that's yo' thang.
cheers, Bill
“I speak in a poem of the ancient food of heroes: humiliation, unhappiness, discord. Those things are given to us to transform, so that we may make from the miserable circumstances of our lives things that are eternal, or aspire to be so.” Jorge Luis Borges
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BillWoodruff wrote: he was a weird old perv
I have always thought that being an artist was the best way for a pervert to remain unquestioned.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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BillWoodruff wrote: his art can really help you get into morbid As Celtic Frost, who used his art for CD covers, already shouted "Are you morbid!?" (I think the song is 'Morbid Tales')
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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I have this idle Linux server standing around, which I will use to test several stuff (Web Service, EMail etc.).
I want something that let's me monitor the following things (preferably an email report is sent, too):
- Average CPU/RAM usage
- Network Traffic [Requestor IP, etc]
- Started/Stopped processes
- Remote Logins
- Anything requiring root
Anyone been there?
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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You may have a look at Nagios, which is a complete monitoring solution.
It can be installed alongside with a graphical configuration web interface named Centreon.
There is also a pre-made distribution called FAN (Fully Automated Nagios), which I recommend you to use if you never installed any Nagios before.
Hope this helps. Here are the links:
Nagios[^]
Centreon[^]
Fully Automated Nagios[^]
[Flags]
public enum Bool {
True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
}
private interface IStealth { }
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I wish to register a complaint!
When I followed your links to Nagios, I was expecting this[^]
And what did I find? Nothing like it!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The plural of Nagy is Nagyak; as eny fuwel nos.
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Ah, but the Operating System on which you depend would be NagyOS
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yes, a normal symptom for someone visiting the Lounge every day Last week, I found myself astonished not to see the CodeProject's logo on a bottle of gin.
[Flags]
public enum Bool {
True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
}
private interface IStealth { }
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It was...but then Nagy spotted it...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: but then Nagy spotted drank it
ftfy :hic:
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The one implies the other!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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All of those things are separate commands...it would be pretty easy to combine them all into a script which dumps its output to a file and emails it to you on a regular basis.
Find a handy page of Unix/Linux commands here[^]
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Great
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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Cheers
An even better solution: make it all dump to an HTML file on it's own web server which you can browse from your mobile to see how your server is doing...password protect the directory, of course...
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