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Got this in my inbox "English Comedy Show, starring the world's funniest German (possibly the only one!), Christian Schulte-Loh."
It'll be fun they said...
If you happen to be in Budapest on Saturday evening, it's in Mozsár Kávézó on Nagymező utca at 8pm. I used to live off Nagymező utca on Ó utca; not that that means anything.
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Well, he has to be better than Henning Wehn.
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Well? So is a rectal examination!
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But Henning Wehn was invented by Jesus!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Ó utca; not that that means anything.
Of course it doesn't, it's all in foreign. 
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Big Field Street and Old Street. Better?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Big Field Street and Old Street. Better?
Come on. You just made up those names. Where's your creativity? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Actually no. As I said I lived on Ó utca [Old/Ancient Street] back in my bachelor near the corner of Nagymező utca. Nagy means big and mező is field or pasture. You can chicken on Google translate. What is interesting is that Ó is not translated correctly.
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So what exactly is a "Big Vilmos"? Too much good food?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Vilmos is my name William in Hungarian. When I was first out there I picked up the nickname Nagy Vilmos and it has stucketh.
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Aha! So we should really refer to you as "Big Bill"! 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Well that's what the local liquor store owner calls him anyway. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I'd say it's shopped. Where else would the shadows on the water come from??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yes you are rite but it may be a pot where water was filled to take this sanp
Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
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Johnny J. wrote: shadows on the water come from???
From the giant hand of course
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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It is obviously a megalodon leaping from the water to devour a man head first.
Excellent timing.
Especially as the megalodon has been extinct for 1.5 million years!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
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...except for Nessie, obviously...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Nessie isn't a megalodon, surely... She's a giraffe in a wetsuit!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I'm worried about you. Very, very worried. Also, now may be a good time to clear your cache. Again.
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Wow, you can also get cow, ladybird, tiger, bee, leopard and zebra ... but sorry Griff, no sheep!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote: but sorry Griff, no sheep!
...or bacon, or chocolate... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Dalek Dave wrote: the megalodon has been extinct for 1.5 million years!
Yes, but his trainer may have had a camera.
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