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May your pointers always be null
May your ints always overflow
May your floats always be imprescise
May your strings never be terminated
May your queries never be valid
May your regexes never find matches
May your markup never be parseable
May your files always be inaccessible
May your code have a thousand warnings
I'm sure you folks can come up with much better ones.
Try reversing them if you are in a good mood today.
(May your strings always be terminated, etc)
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S u n s h i n e wrote: I'm sure you folks can come up with much better ones.
On Error Resume.
..always a curse.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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V is a blessing.
VB is a curse 
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Too Flaming Elephanting True. 
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Shouldn't that be resume next?
And yes, it definitely is.
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S u n s h i n e wrote: Shouldn't that be resume next?
NO it elephanting well shouldn't!
Bloke who came up with that stupid idea should be taken out, CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED REDACTED REDACTED CENSORED CENSORED with a large melon.
Twice.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Knowing my VB feelings I agree!! You missed a few Sunshines & Elephants but on the whole I agree 
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Nooo! Not a melon. A pineapple!
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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No.
It should be "On Error Goto MyErrorHandler", where the unexpected error should be logged and the application should exit, since it is in an uncertain state and hence should not be doing any further writes on existing data to prevent it from potentially being destroyed.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You should be an Aurror.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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So this like a typical Monday for most developers?
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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You're really a sunshine! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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S u n s h i n e wrote: May your floats always be imprescise
Impresciosion propagates...
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Trying for something more interesting than just "may your iteration be infinite", I offer...
May your iteration fractalize as you recurse into the infinite depths of hell!
Marc
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try
{
// do every single part of the program inside here
}
catch (Exception err)
{
// Lets pretend nothing happened and all is well and brush any error under the carpet
}
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May there always be P in your CPU.
May you be required to use an interesting language.
May you never develop a virus.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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May you be forced to code in VB.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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+5 +6
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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May an erroneous hard return separate your DELETE statement from its WHERE clause.
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I'm not the only one who heard Bob Dylan singing this, right?
("Forever Young"...look it up)
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Current World Coffee Consumption is 1.3kg per person per year (7,358,897 metric tons) source
Now for me, 1.3 kg is around 6 weeks so you buggers have some explaining to do? How much coffee do you process?
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about 250 g a week so 1,5 kg per 6 weeks ... 
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I get 800g bags and they last 3-4 weeks - depending on how much code I write.
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and there I thought you only code while drinking Gin 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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