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Alcohol - the cause, and solution, to all life's problems.
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Don't mind if I do. Now I know what to do for lunch...
TTFN - Kent
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Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Don't restrict your options!
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And if that fails try Botox?!? 
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No, then it's time to go gin!
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No, first the Whiskey then the Gin.... Get your priorities straight
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: Whiskey
Stick to whisky - it's much better! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Why?!? After a bottle your face won't know (or care) about the difference it makes
One of these[^] girls have Whisky (the original) and the other two Whiskey (cheap US copy stuff  ) 
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Richard Deeming wrote: Stick to whiskey - it's much better!
ftfy
Irish make Whiskey and Scots make gut rot.
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Get tae elephant, ya wee scunner! 
And assorted other Scots insults.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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As my dear Mammy would say "May the curse of old Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hill of damnation that the Lord God Himself wont be able to find you even with a telescope!"
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Richard Deeming wrote: And assorted other Scots insults
Is it still considered an insult when you can't understand it? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It's Scottish, you're nay spused to unnerstannit
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I think Scottish people talks weird only to have an excuse to punch you for not understanding them 
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Thanks. 231 feeds loading, now to see what I missed.
TTFN - Kent
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While I was stuck with DOS
Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
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I say anyone who does things like this (i.e. a black hat hacker) and is found should be shot.
With a tank.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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A là CG: "I despise Italian phone companies".
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Quote: "We are going to give you the best ever phone contract deal, never expiring, but you have to decide in the next 5 seconds"
Do all offers in Italy sound like they come from a mobster, that has a gun pointed at you? I had to see twice that it wasn't V's MQOTD
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: Do all offers in Italy sound like they come from a mobster, that has a gun pointed at you?
Something like that.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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OR windows command line in general
Dear Bash,
Stuck with creating some batch files. How good my time would have been if youh had your mighty presence on this server.
Missing you.
Sincerely,
A .NET Developer
* We could use Powershell, but 'Group Policies'. 
* And where is the DOS section in CP?
I'm sure, Bob shall hate batch files
Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
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