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The tat on that page doesn't make the mutt attractive: but it does distract from it's ugly mug, which may be the idea...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Terrible law...
I was going to tattoo the names of each of my goldfish on their sides so I could keep track of them all in my aquarium. Now how will I tell who is who?
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Easy! an aquarium for each fish...
entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
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That would be cruel! They are the siamese fighting fishes[^] and they are so fond of each other 
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staple a nametag to each one
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Have you considered color coding with permanent markers?
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First thought: This doesn't need to be a law. This should be common sense.
Second thought: There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood. If they're going to humiliate the dog that much, the tattoo isn't far off. New Yorkers are crazy... I would know. I'm one of them*.
* But I'm a completely different kind of crazy...
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Ian Shlasko wrote: There are chihuahuas in pink sweaters and socks in my neighborhood.
There ought to be a law against that. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
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In the summer time, yes. When it's really cold, who cares what color? Keep your doggies warm!
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Chihuahuas aren't dogs; they're rodents.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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"If I can drop-kick it over my back fence, it's not a dog."
-- Jeff Dunham
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And so are those hairless objects, like the Chinese Crested[^]
And where is the point in a Sphynx cat[^]?
Don't get me wrong, I like dogs; I like cats. But those? No. Just "No".
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Sphynx cat
Nothing wrong with a hairless pu.. [CARRIER LOST]
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Even other dogs don't think Chihuahuas are dogs! 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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But how else will people know what the names of my dogs nineteen pups are, unless I tattoo them across his chest?
Also how will Japanese people be able to tell his name?
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For dog meat only the Veterinary Meat Inspection Stamp, the tatoo of first name isn't required!
entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
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Hi All,
Had a bit of a pointless week (what I though would break, didn't & the update to something I have ready to send when it asked for, hasn't been asked for), the question I have today has the Darlek escaped Man-Eisly (Manchester) with his limbs (or tires) attached.... 
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The tires are attached. Just not necessarily to HIS car.
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Point... 
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Yes, but he's used to that in Luton...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You'd think so. But he seemed worried yesterday.
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Very Happy B'day Nish!!!Have a blast!!
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