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Translation: "I don't understand it, so it's bad; stay away".
I'm afraid to say that you just lost a lot of cred.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A chance I was not after credit at all...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Um, I think you'll find that no houses were harmed, bought, nor even existed during filming.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Lucky for you, you were to be both the designer of the house, the architect if you will, and the builder.
Having to build houses for "the man", with no special toolkits (far too expensive, we have to make do with tools familiar to even the most ancient of builders - after all, it was good enough for them) my days, weeks and months merge into a frustration.
The foundations were laid many years ago - but the contractors who poured that lake of concrete have long since departed for new sites. There are all sorts of interesting looking features in the foundations - but nobody really knows what they do, or what they are for.
So, we started building. The ground floor was soon complete, with simple but effective windows, doors and air conditioning.
we were half way through putting on the roof, when "the man" asked how many rooms were on the first floor.
"First floor"? we queried, a knot of dread in our collective digestive systems. "There is no fist floor. It's a single story - as you requested."
But he's "the man" so the roof came off, and we built up the walls. Of course, they weren't really strong enough to take a second story, but we had deadlines...
finished the first floor, put on the roof. "Where's the fireplace in the lounge room?"
Now, we should have rebuilt the wall - but we had to get something done before winter, so we just used the tools at hand to build a chimney against the wall, knocking holes through ceiling and roof.
"The garage is too big - I think we'll turn it into a swimming pool."
"The toilet needs to be separate from the bathroom"
"Bigger bath, bigger shower"
the list grows faster than the house. other builders have now built much better houses in the neighbourhood 9which is where some of "the man"'s ideas come from, we think.
He's moved in (even though we warned him it wasn't safe) so of course now every change is urgent, gets done in a rush, and ends up causing more problems.
Now "the man" has just heard about something called "Extreme Building" - apparently there's two builders assigned to each job (I'd think they'd get in each other's way!) and all the builders have a meeting every day so they can tell each other how many bricks they've laid, or something like that. He reckons it's going to make us more efficient as we'll be able to just build stuff and change it when he doesn't like it, rather than having to actually design things first.
Sounds like a disaster, to me. Still, he has said he's going to buy us all some fancy new toolboxes...
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Well done, Sir ! Got my vote.
At the kind of companies I worked for (Cricket, Adobe, AutoDesk) long ago, you might have heard something like this:
The Man: "look this is going to be insanely great: we just heard that contractor whose name we never mention is going to offer a house with a spiral slide from the master-bedroom on the top-floor down into a sunken Jacuzzi on the lower-level deck extension. now, I know we could do one better than that ... and ..."
cheers, Bill
“I'm an artist: it's self evident that word implies looking for something all the time without ever finding it in full. It is the opposite of saying : ‘I know all about it. I've already found it.’
As far as I'm concerned, the word means: ‘I am looking. I am hunting for it. I am deeply involved.’” Vincent Van Gogh
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Adobe I can imagine (presumably they also sent a builder around every couple of weeks to perform some maintenance work that involved you not being able to use the house for a while, and the only noticeable difference is that the rooms appeared to be slightly smaller?
AutoDesk, though, surprises me (and not only because they once gave me a free copy of 3D Studio!) I'd always thought of them as being the innovators.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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"Bill says 'Chic deity teeming with corrosion'."(2,3,2,5)
Simple enough.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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In god we trust.
Chic - In
deity - god
teeming with corrosion - t + rust = trust
bill - dollar bill has this written on it
Andy B
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Um.
What happened to "WE"?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Can't pull the wool over your eyes eh?
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Bill says
Chic IN
deity GOD
teeming WET
with corrosion RUST
US Dollar bills have this plastered upon them: IN GOD WE TRUST
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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...and family holidays coming up, I suggest that you prepare your children and read this book[^] to them!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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What the heck is the thing in the blond guys left hand?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You know what? I was wondering just that too!
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Read the book and find out...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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I'll pass, if it's all the same to you...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Probe, I'm going to go with probe.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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OriginalGriff wrote: What the heck is the thing in the blond guys left hand?
You'll find out soon enough!
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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A summer holiday best seller!
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Why are they looking so happy?
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They are the ones wearing the rubber gloves, not the ones receiving the rubber gloves!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Anybody realise the blond guy seems gay? The way he blushes and smiles makes me think he might be Michael Jackson in disguise... Give me an idea what he might be holding in his left hand
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I no longer have the desire to fly!
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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