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In mitigation, he got time taken of for having met Vanessa Feltz[^]
[Too soon?]
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My gawd! I thought the kiddie-fiddling was bad enough, but that's just perverted!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I just sicked in my mouth a little. I'm pretty sure there is a pun to be had on her surname though.
Nagy Vilmos wrote: [Too soon?]
Never.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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from an e-mail: Hello,
I'm an expert head hunter who specializes in placing Application Support Staff into permanent positions in the UK.
[...]
My clients based in Central Glasgow
so, you're so good you've realised I live at the other end of the country and I'm in development not support. Yea, I'll give you a call...
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He means that he's got an impressive shrunken head collection and one of those multi-assault blowpipes, the bagpipe.
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Of course he is an expert - he was able to send you a spam with all your shields up!!!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin.
"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card.
"It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great person."
"Yeah," his wife nodded,
"and it has your weight wrong, too."
PS : For these type of jokes my coat is always outside of this room.. I ll take from there..
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Ah! The old ones are the best!
And that one is so old it drew it's pension before I was born!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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"I say I say I say! Dost thou see-est this newe and most awful and artificial invention, that of which I speake being called the Zoetrope? I heard many a young lad say that therein lies a scene where the Dutchesse of Devonshire doth disrobe and the footemane doth observe through the key-hole, in the most lewde and humorous manner!"
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Indeed thou say Sirrah? Most assuredly I am forsooth fain of this intelligence!
The Dutchesse of Devonshire doth disrobe her habiliment? For her cicisbeo, I presume?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Tits ooteth for t'lads, eh!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Actually, I quite liked this one.
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Yeah, well, but you're not exactly known for your good taste either...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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True. I like you after all.
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LOL - Touché
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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So, when was the last time you saw a scale that tells you the fortune?
And that costs you a penny?
Yeah, that's how old it is.
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a penny is nearer to one rupee....
we can see the weight using one rupee coin...
PS: please throw away my coat with my corpse.....
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Could you please tell me up to which IIS version supports ASP.Net 2.0?
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No, because I'd, like, hafta Google it, like.
And I'm far, far, far, too lazy to do that. Innit.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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be fair, Googling takes years to learn (as in anyone over a couple years old can do it)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Indeed!
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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So far, everything from IIS 5 (Windows 2000) to IIS 8.5 (Windows Server 2012 R2 / Windows 8.1) supports ASP.NET v2.
You can even run ASP.NET 1.1 on IIS7 / 7.5[^] with a few tweaks, although it's not supported from IIS 8 (Windows Server 2012 / Windows 8).
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"Earthed and grief-stricken?"(6-7)
There you go chaps.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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BROKEN HEARTED
Anagram of EARTHED
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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