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And the obligatory death joke…
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Nor screaming and crying like his passengers.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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This is truly wonderful. I'd never heard it before.
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Since I seemed to have escaped it a few times, not much. Why now, and not then, etc.
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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In the famous words of the Iron Maiden -
Quote: There's a time to live and a time to die
When it's time to meet the maker
There's a time to live but isn't it strange
That as soon as you're born you're dying
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nobody wants to live to be 90. Until they are 89.
>64
Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.
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Wow this got dark quickly!
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Me thinks it started dark and never improved although adding the Dilbert was a nice touch.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Dilbert went dark - darker - back around 2016, and never really recovered.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I heard Adams interviewed by Sam Harris in early 2017. I have refused to look at Dilbert since then. He may be clever and know software dev politics, but he's belongs in a looney bin. (imo)
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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It was a pretty tough week. Got in a car accident, a guy hit me and then drove away. Then the house next door caught on fire. It is 15 feet away from mine. The firemen did put out the fire and save not only my house but the whole block.
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We never die Ed, we just leave our carbon shell.
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That's what they say, but, unfortunately, there's no way to validate it.
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Quote: So always look on the bright side of death
A just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of sh*t
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughin' as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
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I was just thinking of a message I saw the other day "Mary had a little lamb" (between a sandwich). I am not sure where this fits in.
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"Mary had a little lamb.
The doctor was surprised ..."
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I've just been through three years of lung cancer surgeries and treatments (chemotherapy, etc.). I didn't expect to survive, but I have. I thought about death nearly every day. I made peace with dying. A lot of the people in the chemo clinics were in their last days and headed to hospice.
The one takeaway from the experience was this: Don't waste time. Death will visit you eventually, so prepare yourself. Then spend every other minute living. Work on that bucket list early in your life when you are healthy and can enjoy it.
Peace out.
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I sincerely wish you continued success. You are the only person to reply with a serious answer to my question.
I lost my father to lymphoma, so secondhand I know what you have been through.
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oh thanks for reminding, need to check up on my death clock The Death Clock - When Am I Going To Die?
Friday, April 5, 2041
ok, so I survive 2038, aim to retire before this as don't want the hassle, sooo either I don't retire and die from the stree of fixing for 3 years, or that when some critical program finally trips up on unix time problem, interesting
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I consider myself lucky to not be a character in Game of Thrones. My swordplay sucks. Like really, really bad. I'd last less than half an episode.
Other than that, I don't worry about things that are beyond my control. Like the timing and manner.
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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When I die, I'd prefer to go like my grandfather did: peacefully in my sleep.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
-Bob
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As I don't think there will be any takers I'll post this a bit early
Strike ? maybe a mad jazz fan ? (7)
A type of strike is a Wildcat (unplanned)
Mad = Wild
Jazz fan = cat
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Another good clue as far as I'm concerned - since I once again solved it! It took me around 15 minutes or thereabouts today. I eventually came up with "cool cat" as a jazz fan. From there the solution came pretty quickly.
Good thing I solved it now. The upcoming turkey coma could be a detriment.
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Enjoy your day
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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