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Argonia wrote: and read a newspaper
Not with the lights out!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I carry my personal Nokia 1100 with a Flashlight for that kind of situations. That thing is so powerful I can use it instead of signal flare.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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HobbyProggy wrote: two thirds of your collegues might be able to watch what you are doing on Screen I'd test how many of them are still awake, by putting up MS-Paint with the message "free beer in the bosses office".
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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We've just have got a meeting in our company... it could have been wonderful to make a videoconference to allow every single soul that could see your screen to know that they are lucky... our meetings are a mixture of apocalypse, napalm and crying grown up men...
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To bad i have no Skype
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Setup a compiler loop and let it run.
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Research.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just curious this afternoon about what could be in helloworld.com. Thought it will be all about programming but I was wrong! How the hell did that happen?
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I don't want to go there; is it some kind of "adult enternainment" ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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It's worse - marketing & clickbait!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: marketing & clickbait! Here's my response to that![^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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- The guy who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
- No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in conversation.
- I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot.
- The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
- What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
- Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.
- The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
- Yesterday I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
- I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
- Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I can do it with my eyes closed.
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
- Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
- I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
I'll get my coat.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: I'll get my coat.
And will show you the door.
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Out Takes, but thanks anyway Ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: The guy who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize. Yeah, there's nothing like great knockers[^]!
(Link ISN'T quite what you'd think, but it might be potentially NSFW anyway - if your boss is an uptight arse without humour)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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A reasonable idea poorly implemented.
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
The most cowardly knight was Sir Renderer.
The wisest and most intuitive of all was Sir Mised.
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And unknown to many, Sir Loin was a vegetarian.
/ravi
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Maybe he just doesn't know Google Services taste really great with the Chili Sauce
But seriously, if I were you, I would have stopped using them right after his command. After all I respect politicians a lot!
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Hah hah.. Me too.. Respect lot.. So going to stop using google, But I am not sure that he is going to start a alternative to earn money...
Gihan Liyanage
http://gihansampathliyanage.wordpress.com
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Well theguardian[^] has some great tactics for that
This search about not using Google at all was brought to you by a Google search engine near you
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What's his name, I want to google him
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