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not the self destructing type that apple fits lol
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Now we are all going to need bigger pockets in our pants. Or maybe we'll need to go all European and start carrying man-purses around to hold our phones.
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: bigger pockets in our pants. Or maybe we'll need to go all European and start carrying man-purses around to hold our phones wear Trousers
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that is not apple's fault.
Who invented the phablet ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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Not sure if this has been posted before, especially since I haven't been patrolling The Lounge very much these days.
I think these are pretty accurate for the most part. Anyone have any others to add?
Clickety[^]
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Colin Mullikin wrote: Not sure if this has been posted before
waddya think!!!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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If programming languages were vehicles...We should have less 'questions' as you will have a license to ask them...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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This[^] moped...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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... is the summit reached by VB6.
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Seeing that some of the other languages are bicycles, VB couldn't possibly be a moped - that would be too kind. It's obviously a kick bike[^]!!!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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How about this one[^] then?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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That's just too stable.
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that's a scooter ( I wondered what you meant by kick bike, kick bike is what you do when your bike conks out in a thunder storm 100 mile from anywhere)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Be nice to him, he's from fornparts.
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damn foreigners coming here stealing our pixels, least he's not a colonial
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Nope, this[^] is a scooter!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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that's a portaloo
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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No, This[^] is a portaloo...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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that's the 2004 Vespa 3 wheeler one of their best sellers
I don't have a high opinion of hairdryers
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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*ahem*[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Darn...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Ah well, first time I saw it...thanks for posting it, made me laugh...especially the JavaScript one
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