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I don't have Adobe Flash enabled so I didn't watch the video clip, but the text to that article was terrible.
Terrible reporting, right?
"Council officials are questioning energy bosses from Ofgem and the UK Power Network on Monday evening over the growing problem of pavement explosions across the capital."
THE END
What is the root cause? Electrical? Natural gas? A combination? Should I be wary of walking on any pavements?
Fake News Report: "These pavement monsters are angry, vicious and have been known to commit home invasions. Lock yourselves in and do not walk on the pavements or answer the door if they knock."
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I'm sorry, I was up in Westminster yesterday and I had Turkish for lunch. There may have been too much Chick Peas for the system to handle. I know there was for mine. 
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What are they complaining about!? A little creative thinking and this is an advantage and tourism boon! Have power metal blasting from every PA system and suddenly you have the world's largest open air concert complete with pyrotechnics!
Do we have to think of everything for these people?
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They could paint numbers on the manhole covers and have a game of bingo!
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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What on Earth?!!? 
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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He won it at the GMC Summer Ball
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Nah...that was a Guppy he won!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Guppy
Your hypothesis sounds a bit... fishy to me.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Don't be koi - say what you mean!
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OriginalGriff wrote: say what you mean
Okay fine then. I think the operation was actually performed by a sturgeon.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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If you find out otherwise, let minnow.
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Can you say something interesting? This plaice is getting boring.
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We've cod to fillet with something.
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OriginalGriff wrote: let minnow
I tried bribery but I don't have the clams to pay them off. Will have to try applying a little mussel.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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You shellfish b'stard!
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OriginalGriff wrote: You shellfish b'stard!
No need to be crabby 
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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If it's only a fin or two you want to slip them, you could try a prawn shop.
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You batter had dock some points for those puns ... and don't goby throwing barbs about my comment!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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If you can't fin of any more puns, you need do delete a few charachters
Life is too shor
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"fiddly"? "fiddly"!
A master of understatement... 
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poor people are dying because of the lack of some US-cents, but some fish got a surgery. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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KarstenK wrote: poor people are dying because of the lack of some US-cents, but some fish got a surgery.
It was an Australian goldfish.
And I'm fairly certain had its owner not paid for the operation he wouldn't have spent the money on a dying poor person instead.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: It was an Australian goldfish.
Exactly. If it had been a US goldfish, the tumor would have been on its ass.
Will Rogers never met me.
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