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BMW this morning announced a recall of all 3 Series models from the last seven years, amid reports that owners are being forced to drive like dicks for reasons not yet ascertained.
* might be a parody, might not.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: being forced to drive like dicks
I also read that this problem is international.
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They have cause and effect backward.
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I discovered a new game to play when driving a few months ago.
If you are being followed by a man driving an Audi then let everyone you can find pull out in front of you.
Audi man behind gets very, very angry at this.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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It's so effective I'm already feeling slightly angry.
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Are you admitting to owning an Audi then?
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Does it matter? Who wouldn't get angry?
But yes.
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harold aptroot wrote: Who wouldn't get angry?
Non Audi drivers?
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I also try to play the other game of trying to over take Audi drivers, they also get annoyed at this thought and try to stop you.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Oi! Do you mind?
I used to drive a 3 series BMW. Mind you, this was when I was living in Bahrain, so it put me into the seriously poor lower class, imported labour bracket.
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Reminds me of a variant of an old joke: What's the difference between a BMW Series 3 and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog you gets pricks on the outside!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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you disgust me with your blatant hatred of hedgehogs, even mentioning them in the same sentence as a Bloody Moron Wagon is enough for me to be writing to the RSPCA and Esther Rantzen to have you vilified on all media outlets
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Sir, I refute that!
I've just completed my Microsoft Jigsaw Hedgehog collection and I'm a lifelong supporter of Miss Tiggywinkle's. When I lived in the UK, all my bacon rinds were donated to my local slug eating friends.
If you pick up a hedgehog, do you not get pricks? If you prick me, do I not bleed?
... why is there no hedgehog emoticon? oO/ (my attempt at one!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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It's an old article, today it's Audi that has that problem
- Anders
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Audi's are just BMWs for drivers who don't actually like driving
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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When buying from a dealership do they also ask you if you would like the arrogance package with it?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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No that one is standard now.
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They don't ask - it comes as standard.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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its not optional it a prerequisite of the sale
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I see the word "football" in the link so no need to click and I agree "Not News of The Day"
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I think less about a free drink and more about a decline in civility!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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i need a **java** code to list available WIFI networks?
i found it written in **c** language only
and if c language is the only way ,how i can make c code embedded in java ?
if i need java native , how can i use it ?
i need code for desktop ( windows )
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Perhaps you will find it in the Java forum, but you won't find it in the lounge.
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