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I was thining there maybe had been some new Dr Who box set released and he has locked himself in his bedroom keeping himself amused
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Presumably with a box of tissues.
For the man flu, of course.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He's doing some OU course, I think that might be occupying his time.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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He keeps going on about some astrophysics stuff or whatever, I think that is just a cover.....in reality he is studying beauty therapy.
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DaveAuld wrote: studying beauty therapy
It's the first time I've heard it called that!
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How's the job hunting? I see you are still in the pub How long until your last working day in the current, or is it already past?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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My last day was at the start of August. Hows the hunt going? that in itself is a whole email thread (your CV needs to be this way, no that way, no experience first, no education, no career objective!) these people need to get a hobby! my favorite (applying for an embedded role) "you do not have ASP.NET", "you lack coding experience in modern languages such as TCL, Java", good grief.
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Bastards. I wish you luck and I hope you will find a job without these hell requiters.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Cheers Dude
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I have to say, that is romantic in some of situations. But sometime just *** annoying.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: ... or FB! FickleB******.com?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That is a pretty perfect description of women.
They are all Weird or Wonderful, after all.
(Needless to say, all the ones who come here are in the latter category)
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Quote: (Needless to say, all the ones who come here are in the latter category) Not up to poking the bear today Griff?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Quote: (Needless to say, all the ones who come here are in the latter category) Creep!
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Options:
0) Creep.
1) Bruises at best...
Guesses as to which way I will jump?
Besides, it's true!
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This is all for the benefit of your training.
I may have posted this saying (for which I wish to become famous):
"The man may wear the pants in the house - but it's up to the woman as to when he gets to take them off."
The rest, I must sadly report, is history.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Some of the women? That's either a gross understatement or you're trying to be politically correct.
Woman in Space
Woman: "Houston we have a problem."
Houston: "What?"
Woman: "Never mind."
Houston: "What's the problem?"
Woman: "Nothing."
Houston: "Please tell us."
Woman: "I'm fine."
modified 22-Oct-14 8:17am.
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THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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This is training (or annealing): As a man you are always in the wrong. If you think you are in the right, you are in the wrong. If you did something right it was both a fluke and transient. If she's not mad at you, you're not in the right, she just hasn't worked out what you did wrong.
Do not ask what you did wrong. This is clearly another case of you being in the wrong because you KNOW what you did wrong and are just being irritating.
Beware of open questions, but closed questions are the worst: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.
Whereas the accurate answer is usually "I feel it would be unfair to blame the pants".
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Do you say that with your inside voice or are you a zombie (I can't see anyone surviving saying that out loud!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: Beware of open questions, but closed questions are the worst: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer. I disagree.
The correct answer is:
"What colour should we repaint the bedroom?"
Never fails.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think a tactical retreat is the best option, while humming - feigning a "geezer moment". This only really works after you have achieved geezerhood (0ne of the few advantages of getting old)!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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