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This joke may have been funny a decade ago. Things have moved on - catch up!
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enhzflep wrote: catch up I wish Linux would.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Albert Holguin wrote: there are several distributions that aim at being "usable" But the telescopic sight they're using is obviously nowhere near big enough.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I found the up vote!
Yea, lurking is fun but I felt I had nothing to contribute
http://www.twitter.com/otherjimmie
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keyboard warrior wrote: I felt I had nothing to contribute
That's the lounge all right!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What's that gotta do with anything?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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keyboard warrior wrote: I felt I had nothing to contribute You mean you are holding-out on us: refusing to share every exquisite detail of of every hassle, spat, interpersonal slight from family or co-workers, frustration in daily life, injustice perpetrated on you by a hostile world that refuses to recognize your genius, loss of face, property, job, relationship, etc. ?
If you deny us the opportunity to suffer with you, well ... perhaps you don't belong on the Lounge !
cheers, Bill
« I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"
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BillWoodruff wrote: You mean you are holding-out on us: refusing to share every exquisite detail of of every hassle, spat, interpersonal slight from family or co-workers, frustration in daily life, injustice perpetrated on you by a hostile world that refuses to recognize your genius, loss of face, property, job, relationship, etc. ?
HA! Best quote ever.
http://www.twitter.com/otherjimmie
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It is election day in the USA.
The good news is, that after months of harassment by our politicians we can take some comfort in the knowledge that at least half of the candidates will cry themselves to sleep tonight.
*passes around a big basket of schadenfreude cookies*
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it is?
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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I believe the phrase best politicians money can buy sums up the situation very well.
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Yes it does the only problem it's not with our money but big corps. money!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Yes it does the only problem it's not with our money but big corps. money!
That is your money. At least was.
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Brady Kelly wrote: That is your money. At least was.
Seems so long ago!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I believe that politicians should have convictions!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Anyone who stands for office should be sent to prison FIRST. If they can prove they're innocent of anything then let them stand!
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An honest politician is one who, once bought, stays bought.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: best politicians money can buy
I'd vote that a 10.
Jeremy Falcon
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I was lucky this year, first time I didn't see any political ads! I missed the lying, the deception, the false promises I feel so empty somehow. NOT!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: I didn't see any political ads! How, in all that's holy, did you pull that off?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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We don't have cable! I haven't turned on my TV, other than to see if it still works in 1-1/2 years. I don't miss that sh*t at all!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: We don't have cable! I haven't turned on my TV, other than to see if it still
works in 1-1/2 years. Kudos to you! I believe my family would rather have bamboo shoots under their finger nails than go a day without TV.
Everywhere I go, bar, restaurant, store...I see political ads, you are one lucky SOB!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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what Jeron1 said
How the heck did you pull that off?
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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They've been on YouTube a lot as well.
Jeremy Falcon
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Not a big YouTube fan either. NetFlix is about the only link to the outside world I have and they don't have commercials, if they did I won't pay to watch them either.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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